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Haardvark

2 dollars........and 15.......cents!!

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator I AM RARELY AT HOME,I AM EITHER AT WORK,WORKING ON MY MAGAZINE GRRR GRRR!,OR SOMEWHERE HANGING OUT PROBABLY AT A PUB/CLUB SOMEWHERE.I CAN BE USUALLY BE FOUND ON A DANCEFLOOR SOMEWHERE DRUNKENLY GETTING ON DOWN TO SOME "FILTHY" HOUSE OR "DIRTY" ELECTRO OR SOMEWHERE CHECKING BANDS OUT,FAILING THAT JUST HANGING WITH FRIENDS!
WHAT ELSE!I WORK FOR THE LOVELY FOPP RECORD SHOP,WHICH MEANS I'M AN ABSOLUTE MUSIC GEEK BUT WHAT BETTER WAY TO EARN A LIVING...I LIKE DISAPPEARING ESPECIALLY ON LONG COACH TRIPS FOR JUST ONE NIGHT OUT!,SO WHEN NOT IN CORNWALL CAUSING TROUBLE I LEAVE A TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION IN SOUTHAMPTON AND LEAVE BEFORE I CAN FACE ANY CONSEQUENCES LIKE THE IMMATURE PERSON THAT I AM...AND PROUD OF IT.... I LIKE TO LAUGH A LOT,THATS A LOT!,HAD TOO MANY QUIET YEARS TO CATCH UP ON,AND GOING OUT AND TALKING TOTAL CRAP WITH LIKEMINDED PEOPLE!!!!!!
I HAVE A STRANGE OBSESSION WITH PHONE TEXTING ESPECIALLY WHEN SLIGHTLY INTOXICATED,JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE THAT LITTLE GEM!
ANYTHING ELSE JUST MESSAGE ME I DO TRY AND CHECK IN AS MUCH AS I CAN!

My Interests

MUSIC
FILMS
WALKING
MUSIC
LAUGHING
WRITING
MUSIC
CELTIC DESIGN
JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF!!!!

I'd like to meet:

WOULD LIKE TO MEET MORE PEOPLE IN THE SOUTH WEST,TO MEET UP AND ENLIGHTEN MY WORLD SO....
IF YOU CAN MAKE ME LAUGH I'LL LOVE YA AND CHERISH YA TILL THE END OF TIME,(OK AS POINTED OUT THIS SOUNDS REALLY CHEESY BUT HEY!JUST THE KINDA GAL I AM)....ANYONE WITH A LUST FOR LIFE...SLIGHTLY ON THE DERANGED SIDE..RANDOM...PEOPLE THAT ARE JUST THEMSELVES...OH! AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO COME OUT AND HAVE FUN!!
ANY BANDS PUTTING IN REQUESTS GO TO MY ZINE GRRR GRRR! ON MY TOP FRIENDS THAT WAY I WILL DEF.LISTEN TO YOU!!!

Music:

JULIETTE & THE LICKS
DISTILLERS
YEAH YEAH YEAHS
BLONDIE/DEB.HARRY
JOAN JETT
RACHEL STAMP
PJ HARVEY
ELVIS
CRAMPS
STRAY CATS
AIMEE MANN
MARIA MCKEE
LAMBCHOP
CONCRETE BLONDE/JOHNETTE
CAT FISH SCAR
LE TIGRE
CLIENT
THE SUBWAYS
THE ORGAN
HOWLING BELLS
THE GOSSIP
THE ROGERS SISTERS
THE VIBRATION
KASABIAN
HARD-FI
WE ARE SCIENTISTS
THE GRATES
MISS WORLD
HOLE/COURTNEY LOVE
NAN VERNON
DAVE STEWART
MAGGIE ESTEP
B52'S
GRETTA X
HUMAN VALUE
ADAM ANT
ELASTICA
SLEEPER
HENRY ROLLINS
RAMONES
JAM
CLASH
SKUNK ANANSIE
VEGAS
JOY DIVISION
POGUES
SHUV FAHEY
REM
SLINGBACKS
LIZ PHAIR
DRUGSTORE
CHEST
THRUM/MONICA QUEEN
NICK CAVE
LUNACHICKS
BETTY BLOWTORCH
L7
MY RUIN/TARRIE B
PULP
12 ROUNDS
IGGY
KILLERS
RUNAWAYS
FUZZBOX
PRIMAL SCREAM
GO GOS
KING KURT
JP PERKINS
TINDERSTICKS
EVES PLUM
STOMPING AT THE KLUB FOOT
REVENGE OF THE KILLER PUSSIES
BLOOD ON THE CATS
BANANAMEN
SIOUXSIE
BECK
DOUG ANTHONY ALLSTARS
PATTI SMITH
DONNAS
SUEDE
BLUR
ANXIOUS RECORDS
MOTELS
TOURISTS/EURYTHMICS
SPOOKEY RUBEN
HAZEL O'CONNOR
WENDY & LISA
THROWING MUSES
CURVE
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Movies:

TIMES SQUARE
TANK GIRL
BREAKING GLASS
QUADROPHENIA
ADAM & PAUL
STARSTRUCK (AUSSIE)
ROMPER STOMPER
ROADIE
DOGS IN SPACE
SUPERGRASS
ALL THE ALIENS
ANY MIKE LEIGH
NEAR DARK
ENDURING LOVE
DEAD MANS SHOES
LESS THAN ZERO
FRAILITY
SPIDER
SEXY BEAST
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
MAGNOLIA
CRASH
BOXING HELENA
SID+NANCY
THIS YEARS LOVE
SUBURBIA
STRAIGHT TO HELL
MEMENTO
ALL THE KEVIN SMITH UP UNTIL JERSEY GIRL
SPINAL TAP/MIGHTY WIND
ELVIS-THATS WAY IT IS
ELVIS-68 COMEBACK SPECIAL
ANY KATHY BURKE INC SCRUBBERS
EMPIRE RECORDS
ROCKUMENTARIES
DOCUMENTARIES INC.
DARK DAYS
JOHNS NOT MAD
GRIZZLY MAN
BUS 174
ONE DAY IN SEPTEMBER
HEARTS AND MINDS
ANY NICK BROOMFIELD OR LOUISE THEROUX
ANYTHING FEATURING THE WORK OF JAMIE HEWLETT!!!
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Television:

DIRTY SANCHEZ
PIPKINS
FRENCH & SAUNDERS
ANY JEN & DAWN
C.S.I.
SMACK THE PONY
BIG TRAIN
OFFICE/EXTRAS
COMIC STRIP PRESENTS
3 NON BLONDES
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Books:

MARTIN MILLAR
COLIN BATEMAN
IAIN BANKS
JOESPH O'CONNOR
LOUISE WENER
BRETT EASTON ELLIS
DANNY SUGERMAN
RICHARD HELL
MAGGIE ESTEP
SANDRA BERNHARD
RICHARD ALLEN
NICK KENT
DALTON TRUMBO "JOHNNY GOT HIS GUN"
EARLY WILL SELF

Heroes:

KATHY BURKE
REBECCA BUCK
NICKY MAROTTA

My Blog

Christine,Strawberry Girl!!

1986,peroxide punk and psychobilly fall into "small town" harbour whilst drunkenly on exhibition cider play in boats...fully clothed...nearest thing to hand...hand dryer in public toilets...locat...
Posted by Haardvark on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:33:00 PST

Diminished responsibility !!!

"a state of mind so different from that of ordinary human beings that a reasonable man would term it abnormal. It appears...to be wide enough to cover the mind's activities in all its aspects, not onl...
Posted by Haardvark on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:33:00 PST

Its a Fopp staff hate campaign,woooohoo!

Seems like us Truro Foppsters,and the girlies in particular aren't the most popular peeps on this top forum "sighs" ah! c'mon guys is that the best you can do,"we're not trendy ind...
Posted by Haardvark on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:04:00 PST

Funding the Charity Shops!

Or how much crap can you collect! Currently keeping the local Animal Hospital Charity shop fully stocked on a black bag a day coming out of the flat,since i'm moving in roughly about 2 ...
Posted by Haardvark on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:41:00 PST

Needed to be said..........that time of year again!

    " I ain't no fashion guru but&&&& some  ..                   things shouldn't be allowed.." Ski...
Posted by Haardvark on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:23:00 PST

Grrr Grrr!!! Update

Its still happening folks,just seem to have been ages since finishing the last issue,basically since December when the University decided they were going to fund the zine its been waiting around on ot...
Posted by Haardvark on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:34:00 PST

Punters love em' but couldn't eat a whole one!!

" We can't find your country and western!" (that's because you're looking in the Jazz section,big signs that say Jazz might kinda give it away!) Takes old couple over to section. "There you go th...
Posted by Haardvark on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:47:00 PST

Pretty Random! Survey Thang!

  ..>..> ..> 40 of the MOST Spontaneous Questions Ever, BE HONEST1. Where were you an hour ago?On the bus,half awake,attempting to be awake!   2. Who will be your next ...
Posted by Haardvark on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:55:00 PST

Oh! What a night...or a few!!!

..Well it's Monday moaners day at Fopp central,"How do you put up withe music in here?","£1 is it secondhand",but it's not going to dull my day!! Hell no!! Hectic couple of weeks,good,good time i...
Posted by Haardvark on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:06:00 PST

Its oh so quiet!

My normal work routine of getting in way early,grabbing handfuls of Cds and checking out some new music has been royally shafted by the fire alarm going crazy and hitting all the trip switches on the ...
Posted by Haardvark on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:34:00 PST