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SHELBY

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an intelligent barbarian raised by wolves. a fierce ganglion of oscillating dendrites. science fiction junkie. metalhead with weapons. practitioner of sidereal rituals. dreamer of cosmic woe. doomed seer. an enigma enshrouded in paradoxical revelations. vegetarian overlord. animal supremacist. benevolent troll. wavelength manipulator/orgone accumulator. able to calculate the stellar parallax of a quasar. esoteric research. heavy metal. transdimensional werewolf in the garden of the sun.

My Interests

physics, circuitry, esoteric ephemera, music music music

I'd like to meet:

DORKS

Music:

Emperor, Queen, Prince...

Movies:

point break, road house, etc...

Television:

police squad!, when animals attack, THE YOUNG ONES, doctor who, REBELDE, marty stouffer's wild america

Books:

illuminatus, dan simmons, dune, g.r.r. martin, his dark materials, sci-fi, fantasy, horror, quantum physics...

My Blog

Why Do Mosh Pits Smell Like Shampoo These Days?

So I went to this metal show last night, and you know what? The mosh pit smelled like Pert Plus. Again. The first time it happened, I was at a DragonForce show. Predictable, right? Okay. But at a Finn...
Posted by SHELBY on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:11:00 PST

Bearing Sacrament Unto The Temple Of SHRED

my whole life, i have avoided religion. always seemed to me that spirituality was much too large a concept to fit into any one box that anybody was offering. i'm not anti-religious, many of my friends...
Posted by SHELBY on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 05:48:00 PST

Killing Efficiently With A Machete

several factors must be taken into account when attempting to end the life of another human being using a machete. of paramount importance is the sharpness of the weapon itself. usually, five or ten m...
Posted by SHELBY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Subatomic Particle Phenomena and Quantum Mechanics

i've been reading this book called 'cosmic banditos' by a.c. weisbecker, pretty much a wannabe gonzo journalism rant about plundering central america with a band of drunken criminals, but the thing is...
Posted by SHELBY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST