bertha

I'm Bertha, and I'm special!

About Me

I like cottege cheese, bacon, grass, streaking- in the shower!! haha, coloring books, and playing on the playground at the center.

My Interests

Being famous, writing science fiction novels, and watching the Family channel.

I'd like to meet:

BARNEY!!

Music:

Christmas carols, BARNEY!!, and Mr. Rogers.

Movies:

Aflie, Alexander, Scilence of the Lambs, Animalhouse, The Shinning, Barney on Ice.

Television:

Budweiser commercials, Superbowl half time shows, and late night with Carson Daly.

Books:

See Spot Run. The Joy of Sex.

Heroes:

the guy who invented tissues to catch all those boogers.

My Blog

why why why

why doesn't anyone love me?
Posted by bertha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Adoring Fans...

More pics have come! Break out the bubbly! Kiss somone! Yay!
Posted by bertha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sometimes when I get nervous...

Ok... so... I was in the lunch room today, like a normal day at the center, and this really cute fat guy tried to kiss me or something. I liked it. But the instructional teacher friends broke it up....
Posted by bertha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST