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I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

I love milkrings. I can hear a new jug of milk being opened from the other end of the house! I am the cat version of my grandma. We are both really crazy. When I get angry I'll chew the carpet.. or myself or whatever else I can find. I am very skinny and my ass smells like the seafood section in the grocery store. That's probably because I lick everyone else's assholes. I don't like to be held much, if you pick me up I'll rip holes in your clothes and your skin. If you leave your sandwich unattended I will make out with it. Oh yeah and I poop standing up. Myspace Layouts

My Interests

Milk rings, carpet, bags, boxes, feather toys, butter, making out with sandwiches, and pooping while standing up straight.

I'd like to meet:

No one. I hate everyone

Music:

Music makes me angry

Movies:

I hate them too

Television:

Whatever my grandma watches

Books:

I can't read

Heroes:

My grandma