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Sarah Douche

There's First Love, and There's Sarah Douche Love.

About Me

There isn't much to say about me....I am as loserish as they come..and almost everyone i meat tells me i am CRAZY! I love pineapple on my pizza.. and crave one of those beautiful mixed Slurpee's from 7-11 anlong with a nice aba zabba..such a lovely yellow and black wrapper, who could ever resist one in all its peanut buttery goodness?!And the newest addiction to add... Twix ice cream..... PICK UP THE SHIT AND PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!! wow i laugh untill i cant breathe and tears pour from my eyes with my friends from Crampton....whoot and some awesome car rides..cracked winshields and being the hump girl...I dont mind tis all for the cause... .most of the people I talk to no one else can see, and i spend my days plotting to kill all those who live around me...Kill you neighbors...(right Chuck)..KNIFE OR GUNYOU CHOOSE...mwhahaaa.I'm Watching YOU!!!.I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!! DOUBLE D ROX MY WORLD! I spend my days being paranoid thanx to one little sign..."Beware the tankass" and you do have to beware...trust me...I like to ramble about nothing and everything all at once....and if you couldnt tell you are blind... I enjoy my most recent adventure...working at the 'morgue'...I have held a human brain, heart, liver, spleen,and even felt the spinal cord...I know this makes me morbid...but going to a decomp scene is more than incredibly interesting...Even though all those I work with believe I am a crazy porn freak....
You are most like Johnny.
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My Interests

Morguely type stuff....

I'd like to meet:

Well I don't really care...maybe someone who isn't offended by me....cause hey..I'll admit it...I am a bitch...and i like to be honest...hey some people just can't handle it i guess..who knows....I have met the best people in the world in college...who could be selfish and ask for more...

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

I am a freak in the music department...i Love Otep, Killswitch, Lollipop Lustkill, Dog Fashion Disco,Nekromantix, Slipknot,Kittie,Deadsy and how can i forget JACK OFF JILL!! hmmm...what else....AC/DC,Billy Idol, Tom Petty, anything on the Dazed and Confused soundtrack and pretty much anything 80's...rad baby! And yeas damn Bnad got me hooked into rap..well more the tumping...so turn up the bass....i know i know, sad....but so horribley true....I couldnt live with out my Pink Floyd, REO Speedwagon,Eddie Money, Led Zeplin...wow I am a loser..

Movies:

Most recently viewed movies i cannot get enough of...Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Super Troopers (classic), Dazed and Confused (another classic) RENO 911:MIAMI, CRANK...and many more....I am to tired/annoyed to think of them all at this moment...

Television:

Entertaining things....Reno 911, AFV, Clone High, TPB,News Channel 10...

Books:

Stephen King Novels, Patricia Cornwell shit and anything my sister recomends..

Heroes:

Batman....

My Blog

She was Shakin

Oh yeas...I saw Eddie Money with my dad this week at some little bar in Utica...and it was magical....Hurray for getting my Eddie Money record signed and being that creepy girl.....whoot!!
Posted by Sarah Douche on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 03:17:00 PST

Best idea thanx to Bnad

I am going to poop in a catbox...AHH HA...I already barfed in one....why the hell not....thats right...im gross...what now.... Drop your coat and grab your toes...im ganna show you where the wild goos...
Posted by Sarah Douche on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 07:36:00 PST

Yeas My pants are on FIRE

Schools out for summer...whoot time for some super fun in the sun, and some awesomely rad getting laid in the shade....whoot whoot! that is alllll....
Posted by Sarah Douche on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Light my Fire..

I am Just in the mood to put some lyrix in here, they were too good to go to wayst.... *Last nyte a little dancer came dancin' to my door, last nyte a little angel came humipin on the floor. She said...
Posted by Sarah Douche on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Get your own tots!!

I would just like to say that holidays suck a fart out of my ass!! Why cant i just be with a mongolian fire eater?! I want to dance...get down and airhump baby... anyone who wants to join may feel fr...
Posted by Sarah Douche on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

CHEESE!

Everyone is poop flavored on the inside!
Posted by Sarah Douche on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST