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BEEFCAKE (Brett)

Butt sex isn't gay sex... Gay sex is gay sex

About Me

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" "Brett stole the cookies from the cookie jar" "who me" "yes you" "couldn't be" "Its true!!"ok, so i was totally naked in a pool that we had kinda legally broken into and were all like "AAAHHHHH NAKED!!!!" not exactly unusual fun type stuff and then i start swimming, i like swimming... it is so nice, usually. I swam with a passion this time i was NAKED and swimming full speed in the dark and then it hit me... the wall, that sucked, my hand and head still hurt. I like swimming....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

EVERYONE!!!! at least all the cool people. and by cool i mean not asshole mean poo poo head type people. i dont like those guys. cynical is fine, sarcastic is fine, but asshole racist homophobic sexist's can kiss my ass. i like good people fun people. hell lets get one of those myspace parties happening here in the bay! party people!!! so anyway, hit me up to chat, cause im an insomiac most nights so im up and checkin my email fairly often, unless im out that is.

Music:

You guys and silly hip hop and rock n' roll I like me some good ole bollywood

Books:

Naked, Enders Game, The Bakers Boy, Yes Man (not to be confused with yes men), Clan of the cave bear (trashy at times but so good)

Heroes:

my Grandfather, Gandhi, God, all the Goonies,

My Blog

Devin's Deathsicle

What I am about to tell you is entirely true and made me hate with a passion a good friend for an entire afternoon... I don't know if I will ever fully be able to let go. Saterday, July 8th 11:45 am ...
Posted by BEEFCAKE (Brett) on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:07:00 PST

its super late...

or maybe really early now i guess... gotta love the 530 am third wind. anyway, i have been feeling so odd recently... i havent been able to put my thumb on it quite yet, its somewhere between sad/lone...
Posted by BEEFCAKE (Brett) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

war can be fun

sitting in the underbrush with two good buddies about ten yards to my right. we start moving in on their position when out of the corner of our protective mask we see movement on out far left, i drop ...
Posted by BEEFCAKE (Brett) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

are you my friend?

A True Friend Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true ...
Posted by BEEFCAKE (Brett) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the music realization

So yesterday my dear friend Jared and I were coming back from smoke house bellies full of meat cheese and french fries. I was beating the steering wheel and dash board like they were drums and he was ...
Posted by BEEFCAKE (Brett) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST