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Julian, Lord of the Blackheart

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I suck at math. Plus I'm incredibly violent. An animal, pacing in his cage, waiting to meet a new person so I can UNLEASH THE INNER RAGE all on 'em. DON'T DRIVE WITH ME. I'm a maniac on the loose, hide the produce. I control spiders as well. Contact me here and here. K... ..
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My Interests

OMG! I am so interesting! I like this, and some of that, and a little bit of this, and some of this over here, and a tad of that, and*oh yeah* some of this right here, and can't forget that OR this, and hand me that right there, that, yeah, and some of this is needed as well I believe....I love.

I'd like to meet:

People who appreciate irony

Music:

I like some terrible shit.

Movies:

Tron, pr0n, Aliens, Princess Bride, Princess Mononoke, Hero, Once upon a Time in China Trilogy, Hero of Heroes, Iron Monkey, LOTR Trilogy, Zoolander, Bottle Rocket, Office Space, Easy Rider, Fist of Legend, Road Warrior, Evil Dead series, Election, Terminator, Curb your Enthusiasm, Robotech, Europa Europa, SpaceBalls, Death Hunt, Adaptation, Best in Show, Spirited Away, Baraka, Blade Runner, Tommy Boy, Cable Guy, Missing in Action(all of them), Predator, Naked Gun, Battle of Algiers, Blackhawk Down, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, C.H.U.D., The Stuff, The Seven Samurai, Pet Cemetery, Rushmore, Syriana, Goodnight & Goodluck, Leviathan, Ghostbusters, Pitch Black, 40 year old Virgin, Raising Arizona, Casino, Heat, 28 Days Later(lol)

Television:

MSNBC, Adult Swim, Iron Chef, Nova, Nature and serious animal related shows about bugs and squid, Chapelle, Surreal Life, Family Guy, Mr. Show, Chinese melodrama, Emperor of the Sea, Laughing in the Wind, Kung Faux, Lock Up, Pop Japan, Arrested Development, South Park, Crocodile Hunter, random late night religious shit, Korean music "bideos", Funny ass TV movies on the Sci-Fi Channel, History Channel, British House of Commons, Antiques Roadshow, Keeping up Appearances, .

Books:

Dune series, Hyperion series, Hunt for Red October, Battle for God, anything by Karen Armstrong, LOTR, SnowCrash, Illium, Diamond Age, Neuromancer, Virtual Light, anything by Robert Kaplan, Out of Control, A World Lit Only By Fire, The Glorious Quran, Tao Te Ching, Through the Looking Glass(about NK),anything about the history of any place in the world, A Game of Thrones, McSweeny's stuff...

Heroes:

Wong Fei Hung, Hung Hei Gung, people who work with disabled children, people who help the homeless, Robert Kaplan, people who work to save the environment, people who overcome physical and mental disabilities to achieve their goals, Buddha, Bohdidharma, Jesus, Muhammad(pbuh), Saicho, many others..., people who choose to act in principled fashion in their everyday life. My brother Kyle. My grandfather, a great man.

My Blog

Writing weather

This shitty weather has a dual effect on me: I'm suicidal(ish...not really) but I feel wildly creative.  I'm taking it out on my computer and writing all sorts of stuff, and its all pretty gloomy...
Posted by Julian, Lord of the Blackheart on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:47:00 PST

Im starting to get annoyed with the Bay Area.

    Seriously, the pretense here is almost unbearable, and Berkeley is particularly bad.  Really contemplating moving to LA next year, just to get away from the faux, hypocritical...
Posted by Julian, Lord of the Blackheart on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 05:11:00 PST

I’m going soft...

I've started listening more to bands.  I used to be totally into "rock", then became disenchanted, moved to hip hop, then to EDM.  But for some reason, I'm bumping more bands than anything e...
Posted by Julian, Lord of the Blackheart on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:14:00 PST

LOL aka Emoblog 63

Me and Becky have broken up for the last time, I fear.  I was trying very hard to make it work, but alas, it didnt pan out.  I'm fucking crushed, per usual, and she has moved on.  I'm p...
Posted by Julian, Lord of the Blackheart on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:05:00 PST

I'm so confused.

I got my old job back at the cafe.  That's good, I've been making killer tips too.  Good to have some money in my pocket again(until teh end of the month at least).  My actual energy le...
Posted by Julian, Lord of the Blackheart on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:17:00 PST

No job for Julian

So I was really pulling for these two great jobs I interviewed at, and I didnt get either of them.  That really made me fucking sad.  I thought I had a great interview(s), but I guess it was...
Posted by Julian, Lord of the Blackheart on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:32:00 PST

My life

has taken a couple of blows this week.  My girlfriend Becky broke up with me, and that was a massive reality check.  I was forced to pay all my parking tickets by way of my car getting towed...
Posted by Julian, Lord of the Blackheart on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:04:00 PST

The Super Bowl

        I was driving to my Dad's house to watch the game, listening to the BBC international crew cover the countdown to kickoff, and something struck me : the British h...
Posted by Julian, Lord of the Blackheart on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:45:00 PST

My new and slightly improved Blog!

Hey all!  Just wanted to let you know I'm going to start blogging!  Am I late or what?  I'm literally the last one in the Solar System to have a blog.  The reason for this "blogtas...
Posted by Julian, Lord of the Blackheart on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 01:45:00 PST

Fuck my currrent incarnation

Man.  Im so tired of crashing out and making mistakes when things are looking up.  Gah.  This new year, things will change, because I am REALLY tired of making myself unhappy.  I f...
Posted by Julian, Lord of the Blackheart on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:58:00 PST