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Zaque Morris

A LEGEND IN HIS OWN TIME: World Traveller, Bon Vivant, Soldier of Fortune, Oppressor of Champions, I

About Me

Wars Fought, Revolutions Started, Alligators Castrated, Bars Emptied, Virgins Converted, Computers Verified, Orgies Organized.

My Interests

naked girls, jack and cokes, value world, the pistons, the tigers, causing trouble, making mischief, not carrying big trays anymore, BOOKS, knitting and I just love all kinds of animals. Aww. Laughing. can't get enough of that.

I'd like to meet:

someone shorter than me. my boobie..

Music:

Classic rock and roll. Folk and everything in between. some favorites are Bob Dylan, Grateful Dead, Phish, Petty, Clapton, Hendrix, Who, Beatles, Marley, Aerosmith, Moody Blues, Jethro Tull, Zepplin, Traveling Willbury's, Traffic, Rusted Root, The Boss, Janis, Paul Simon (with or without Garfunkle), Allman Brothers, Steve Miller Band, Crosby Stills Nash, and Neil Young, Doors, Van Morrison, Steely Dan, Fleetwood Mac, Stones, did I mention Dylan, not so much his son, Motown, Jackson 5, Temptations, Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, some old school rap, more Tupac than Biggie, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, not too into the new shit out there, but there are sooo many others, from DMB to Matisyahu to Talking Heads and endless list to be continued on a later date....one of these days

Movies:

Braveheart, anything with Humphrey Bogart or Steve Mcqueen. All time favorite movie: Cinema Paridiso and Casablanca. Love Classics, comedy's, drama's, you name it....i've probably seen it. From Rambo to Bambi.

Television:

Simpsons, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, anything on the history channel, discovery channel or the learning channel and ESPN. Also, Saved by the bell, Mask and almost any cartoon.

Books:

Jack Kerouac, Ernest Hemingway, Kurt Vonenegut, J.D Salinger, C.S Lewis, J.R.R Tolken, Robert Ludlum, Roald Dahl, books on travel, Karma Sutra, Ray Bradbury, Alex Garlland, Joseph Heller, Ken Kesey, Steve Kluger, J. K Rowling, Hunter S. Thompson, Dante Alighieri, David Sedaris, John Irving, Dan Brown, Dan Millman, Mark Haddon, Khaled Hosseini, Jack London, Jeffrey Eugenides, plus many many more. This is an ongoing list. Got any recommendations?

Heroes:

My Dad. Hands down. Also my sister (who is in israel) and my sister (who is a teacher). Babz aka Ima. and my gma. My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Shock Jock
((52% dark, 53% spontaneous, 47% vulgar))
your humor style:VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARKYour sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne BarrThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test ( OkCupid Free .. Dating )

My Blog

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for erica

This is a blog about nothing.just for erica.cause she likes to read my blogs.thanks.peace out home skillet!
Posted by Zaque Morris on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:18:00 PST

about me survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Zachary Morris Birthday: February 24 Birthplace: Michigan Current Location: The Hills of Farmington Eye Color: hazel, aqua-marine Hair Color: bro...
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