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Ungruntled

I'm just trying to tell you a joke and you're acting like i'm trying to tell you that deep inside I

About Me

In my spare time I enjoy playing INSIDE video games.

My Interests

Music:

I like sounds mixed with noise behind words on top of beats...

Books:

Books are for bored people, I'm never bored because I can entertain myself even if I'm trapped in a white cube with nothing inside it.

Heroes:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Thunder McPhalley
Birthday: At the southeast corner of March just north of December kitty korner to that yellow liquor store
Birthplace: In the back of a semi-truck while my parents were hitchhiking cross country
Current Location: 42° 25' N 83° 1' W
Eye Color: Always turns out red in pictures
Hair Color: Always turns out red in pictures
Height: Red
Right Handed or Left Handed: both hands are useful
Your Heritage: Oregon Trail
The Shoes You Wore Today: Fishtank Platform shoes
Your Weakness: Lava
Your Fears: Being stuck in an elevator with a bumble bee zipping around my head
Your Perfect Pizza: with no sauce, just cheese that is nicely burnt
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would like to break the Guinness world records in records.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Ilshmeaw ( I'm laughing so hard my eyes are watering)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why are my sheets so moist
Your Best Physical Feature: My pointy elbow
Your Bedtime: I never had one
Your Most Missed Memory: Can't remember because I missed it...
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: I can't choose, I don't want to offend anybody..
Single or Group Dates: I prefer date riots
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: no preference
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: niether
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: Only when in danger
Do you Sing: not anymore since I got arrested
Do you Shower Daily: not really
Have you Been in Love: Once, but I was afraid she would catch me peering into her window at night...
Do you want to go to College: I did already
Do you want to get Married: I don't know you well enough yet to make a decision
Do you belive in yourself: No, but in 300 years people will believe in me
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm on time
Do you think you are Attractive: thats been proven...
Are you a Health Freak: Scratch out the word health...
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeaaaaaa......no.
Do you like Thunderstorms: No because the odds of getting struck by lightning decrease
Do you play an Instrument: I just pretend like Milly Vanilly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hello, my name is Thunder McPhalley and I am an alcoholic
In the past month have you Smoked: I second hand smoke, I'm very addicting to pressing my face up against others who are smoking
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No because those Lemonhead boxes always to me not to...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I'm so lonely
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: to vistit the pet store, puppies are adorable
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I've eaten a box, but not Oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I eat it sometimes
In the past month have you been on Stage: I have no choice, I'm a single mother.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I get dumped 100 times a night if you consider having someone slip a rolled up dollar in my ass and then leaving
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I took a dipsy-doo in my neighbors swimming pool
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole napkins from Arby's
Ever been Drunk: I usually wake up like that...
Ever been called a Tease: One time a lady was trying to kiss me and I used my pepper spray on her, she got mad and as she ran away she called me a tease...
Ever been Beaten up: It was police brutality
Ever Shoplifted: No but I encouraged my little brother to try it when he was 9 yrs old and he's been locked up in juvi ever since
How do you want to Die: I would like to do that in the most loud and dramatic fashion while eating at a banquit dinner in front of hundreds of people...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to manufacture those sponges they put on to protect the microphones
What country would you most like to Visit: New Mexico
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: purple
Favourite Hair Color: bald
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: anything below 6 ft but above 5'12"
Weight: 30 gallons
Best Clothing Style: see thru
Number of Drugs I have taken: Thirtyeleventeen
Number of CDs I own: Halfteentwelve
Number of Piercings: I use the magnet kind
Number of Tattoos: 88% of my left index finger
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret giving away all of this personal information about me over the internet via this survey
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Posted by Ungruntled on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 01:19:00 PST