Matt

In the past three years, I've lived in Michigan, Chicago, Spain, Los Angeles, New York, and now I'm back in Chicago... Don't ask me my address, because I'm still trying to figure out what time zone I'm in... But here it goes. ALSO, in the past three years, I've ridden a Camel, hiked a mountain in Israel, punked out of a group orgy, almost actually died in a hospital in LA, kneed a little boy while he got his first viewing of the Rockefellor Christmas Tree, made no money but incurred massive ammounts of debt, seen the sunrise on many different coasts and then gone to school still wearing the clothes and stink from the night before, and made some pretty kickass friends along the way.Stole most of this from my old friendster account: I love those groups on MySpace, like "HOT GIRLS", or "Pakistani Hotties"... B/c they usually leave testimonies on that girl's profile, like "thanks for joining, and STAY HOT...".... You gotta love that, and props to you people for accepting those testimonials on your profile, but you better STAY HOT... Wierdo's.. UPDATED: other people that annoy me are dudes who put up pictures of them with their shirt off. At least as their OPENING picture, that's gay. If you had convince a chick to read your letter of "hey, you're hot, can i fuck you" by putting up a picture of you with no shirt, then you're that guy... and that guy is gay (gay in the derogotory sense, not in the homosexual sense).