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Shelli©

To laugh often, love much, and win the respect of intelligent people...THIS is to have succeeded.

About Me


"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused." - AnnonymousI'm a 39 year old woman with 2 cats. Closer and closer to being considered a crazy cat lady...I believe that starts at 40...and to tell you the truth, I'm not really even a cat fan...I love MY cats of course, but only got custody when I asked the 'ol boyfriend to move out. They were HIS cats...seems he forgot to take them with him. It's ok though, like I said, I love MY cats. Anyway...I guess you could say i'm a 'people' person. I love making people laugh. (and if they don't laugh...screw 'em. At least I amuse myself...) I used to be a radio dj, and now I work at a voice over company. It's cool. You may have heard me at SOME point. I moved 14 times in ten years...so my voice has been all over the place. (insert wkrp in cincinnati theme song here) I like to listen to all types of music. Classic Rock is probably my favorite...I own two guitars, 2 keyboards, a mandolin, a flute and a dijeridoo that my friend Doug made me, but can't really play any of them well...Anyway...have a lovely day! and hey..please read my who I want to meet before contacting me. Much obliged.-peace.

My Interests

My 5 year old nephew...the light of my life. (he told me today that I am his favorite aunt shell in the whole world!) I also have a brand new niece and nephew...twins... born Feb 18th, 2008. They look like monkeys, but they'll be cute soon enough!music...listening, playing, trying to write and failing every time...I love the sun and sand...camping (as long as there is indoor plumbing within walking distance - and I don't almost die in an overturned canoe in the Delaware..but that's a whole other story...), hanging out with my friends, going to see live bands, and I've always been interested in finding out who 'they' are.

I'd like to meet:

***PLEASE READ***It's probably easier for me to tell you who I do NOT want to meet. This list includes, but is not limited to: Nigerian con men (or con men from any country for that matter), married men looking for a fling, men in a relationship looking for a fling, women of any kind looking for a fling (not that there is anything wrong with that, but i'm straight), young boys asking me if i'd like them to be my 'boy toy',(unless you are willing to do laundry), anyone with an IQ that is lower than their age, LIARS, CRACKHEADS, JUNKIES, FREAKS and GENERAL SCUMBAGS. If you fall into ANY of these categories, I beg of you, please, PLEASE, for the love of God, PPPPLLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEEE, leave me alone.

Your Aura is Yellow
Your Personality: Life's too short not to have fun. Your bright energy brings joy and laughter to those around you.

You in Love: A total flirt, you need a lot of freedom to play. But you'll be loyal to that one man who makes you feel safe.

Your Career: You love variety in a job, and you probably won't stick with one career. You would make a great professor, writer, or actress. What Color Is Your Aura?

Music:

Certainly depends on the mood but i'll give anything a shot. I really like my friends band...Maybe Pete. They have a page on here you should check out! You should also check out The States - a friend of mine just joined them and they are AWESOME! Also, take a look at Kimon and Sean Carey...and Bruce Tunkel... all some of my favorites!

Movies:

The In-Laws (the OLD one, NOT the new one), Presumed Innocent, Along Came Polly (but that one is only because of the "I sharted" line. Slays me every time!) A Beautiful Mind, The Godfather, I Am Sam (soundtrack is awesome), The Pelican Brief...not a huge movie watcher.

Television:

yes. i own 2.

Books:

Atlas Shrugged - Ayn Rand - long but worth it! Pretty much anything by Dean Koontz, and of course, the ever popular Green Eggs and Ham - Dr. Seus.

Heroes:

Aside from my Mom, who will always be the person I admire the most, I'd say anyone who is a genuinely good person.

My Blog

locks of love

ok... I can't take the hair any longer. I just made an appointment to donate it on Tuesday, as I took a vacation day that day to have an extra long weekend.I am sorry to all those who have said, "nooo...
Posted by Shelli© on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:09:00 PST

Hudson Falcons!

repost from Mark...Hey folks, how goes it? Sorry about the re-posts, but you know how this bulletin stuff works. We're in the final stages of trying to collect some money to put the new CD out. Its ou...
Posted by Shelli© on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:35:00 PST

how to spot a scam artist - repost

REPOST - HOW TO SPOT A NIGERIAN SCAM ARTIST!!!!! I am posting this again with some added info...  These idiots are running rampant on here, and too many innocent people are losing not only their ...
Posted by Shelli© on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:33:00 PST

scam artist pics... take a look!

hey all...Look at the pics.. they use them a lot.  Remember:  These douchnozzles pose as men AND women.  They don't want your love, they want your money to help pay for their drug habit...
Posted by Shelli© on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:32:00 PST

HOW TO SPOT A SCAM ARTIST - REPOST

REPOST - HOW TO SPOT A NIGERIAN SCAM ARTIST!!!!! I am posting this again with some added info...  These idiots are running rampant on here, and too many innocent people are losing not only their ...
Posted by Shelli© on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:43:00 PST

bands - i need your help!

Hello there,A very good friend of mine from high school, has a fiancee who is going through a very hard time. She was diagnosed with breast cancer. She had surgery a few times, and is doing ok in her ...
Posted by Shelli© on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 10:17:00 PST

out of the mouths of babes...

I took Owen, my 5 year old nephew for a drive past the house where his daddy and I grew up today.  He asked if Grandma lived there too and I said yes.  Then he asked if Grandpa lived there t...
Posted by Shelli© on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:48:00 PST

THEY ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

please welcome my new niece and nephew to the planet!Lucas William and Madelyn Claire 7.10 and 7 lbs respectively.Lucas is 19 and a quarter inches and Madelyn is 20 inches.all digits are in place and ...
Posted by Shelli© on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:48:00 PST

they are almost here!

Just an fyi that my new niece and nephew are scheduled to arrive on this Earth via c-section, this monday, February 18th.  Owen is very excited about his new brother and sister, and has chosen th...
Posted by Shelli© on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:43:00 PST

V!

This Valentines Day... I am grateful for the existence of Barney Rubble.  Such a lovable little rodent.  Oh.. and all my family and friends too.  All lovable little roden...
Posted by Shelli© on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:06:00 PST