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joey the little gay fetish dog

would you mind so much if i humped your leg?

About Me

i am a little gay fetish dog.i live with my two moms(winky&lil gay) and fallout boy.sometimes i wear the apparatus around the house when they all leave.i enjoy all the usual dog activities such as leg humping,butt sniffing,and relieving myself on your carpet.(usually fallout boy's)i also am fond of all things perverted.s&m,role playing,group sex/gangbangs,fetishism,golden showers,swinging,erotic phoneplay.i prefer boys but do swing both ways as the situation necessitates.i enjoy bong hits and alcoholic binge drinking.i can really pound for such a small dog.however i keep waking up next to homely animals sometimes they aren't even dogs.i am willing to try anything once.i once had a 3-some with a siamese cat and the stuffed animal from winky's bed.

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My Interests

face biting,leg humping,chewing sex toys while fallout boy sleeps,public urination and/or fornication.role playing,swinging,dry humping fallout boy's face as he lies unconcious on the floor,watching gay elves fuck,alcoholic drinking,drug use,chewing on the strap on and blaming it on fallout boy,i would love to fuck stuart's watch in the backof his pimpnew ride,pinching winky's bags,sniffing pixie dust,sex sex sex alot of doggie style needtheless to say.

I'd like to meet:

other swinging fetish dogs of course.i have always gotten hard just thinking about that dog eddie from frasier.it would be cool to have an orgy with all the famous t.v dogs like lassie,rin tin-tin,santa's little helper,beethoven although he would probably hurt alot it would be the GOOD kind of pain.i am open to humping other creatures as well like possum,squirrels and pretty much any farm animal if they are clean shaven and have an insatiable sex drive like myself.

Music:

temple of the dog,3 dog night,dog's eye view,snoop doggy dogg,nate dogg,chihuahua fuckers(my garage band)

Movies:

101 dalmations (they give killer head),all dogs go to heaven,brokeback mountain,bareback mountain(a lesser known spin-off involving two horny COCKer spaniels,beethoven,incredible journey,milo & otis,resevoir dogs,lords of dogtown,air bud,adventures of rin-tin-tin,animal house,benji,cujo(that would be an insane fuck)fox and the hound,lady & the tramp(that slut!)old yeller(the name says it all)scooby doo,and a small indie film i got from cheater called barnyard friends.lots and lots of porn with an emphasis on doggy style.

Television:

clifford the big red dog,scooby doo,lassie,rin tin-tin,frasier.canine review.

Books:

leg humping for dummies,101 practical uses for a strap on,little dogs like roofies too,an idiots guide to public urination.

Heroes:

eddie from frasier,lassie,rin-tin-tin,benji,clifford the big red dog,the first dog whoever had the courage to say "hey i am going to fuck your leg weather youlike it or not!")jordan espescially he is hung like a horse and a heavy sleeper thank god.