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Dont Hassle the HOFF

Call me a safe bet; I'm betting im not...

About Me

Sometimes you have to just roll with the punches... but on occasion its ok to fight back. This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Pat "the Pants" Buttner
Birthday: August 21st
Birthplace: Stamford CT
Current Location: New Ro
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: LEFT
Your Heritage: IRISH & german
The Shoes You Wore Today: K-swiss
Your Weakness: getting kicked in the nuts
Your Fears: Falling
Your Perfect Pizza: bacon and extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: defeat death
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: iight
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn it wasnt all a nightmare
Your Best Physical Feature: I'll leave that up to you to decide
Your Bedtime: insomniac
Your Most Missed Memory: What I ate for dinner last night
Pepsi or Coke: COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds.. nig
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Brisk
Chocolate or Vanilla: Rocky Road
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffe
Do you Smoke: naw
Do you Swear: F*@$ Yeah
Do you Sing: naw... guitar
Do you Shower Daily: twice a day
Have you Been in Love: still am
Do you want to go to College: I guess so
Do you want to get Married: Yup
Do you belive in yourself: I beleive I can fail
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I dunno
Are you a Health Freak: naw
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like sitting outside watching em
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hells yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: naw
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Pixistix and Sweetarts
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: If that turns you on then yeah
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: Sure
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too friggin cold out
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: naw
Ever been Drunk: technically i cant remeber but from what im told i guess so
Ever been called a Tease: yesh
Ever been Beaten up: he got his as well
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: a legend
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: alive
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada.... i hate canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or brown
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: shorter than me
Weight: uh... reasonably small
Best Clothing Style: laid-back
Number of Drugs I have taken: ...
Number of CDs I own: a ton
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: zero that you can see
Number of things in my Past I Regret: alot
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Your Name
Superhero Name Butt-Man
Super Power X-Ray Vision
Enemy The Ex-Girlfriend
Mode Of Transportation Skateboard
Weapon Cheese Cutter
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My Interests

Baseball, Guitar, Volleyball (Varsity biznotch), Fooball, Hockey, Girls: Caitlin, havin a good time, Skateboarding, Skim Boarding, the occasional surf and ski sessions, Hardcore Partying...SNOW FORTS

I'd like to meet:

God and the guy who created Procrastinating, and that guy on the oatmeal box (I wanna kill that guy...)

Music:

Anything and Everything ROCK: esp. Blink 182, Boxcar Racer, Greenday, Brand New, John Mayer, AFI, The Ataris, The White Stripes, Taking Back Sunday, Yellowcard, Motion City Sountrack, Jimmy Eat World, anything 80s, Coheed and Cambria, KEANE, the killers, the vines, the hives, FRANZ FERDINAND, JABBER (gotta rep my own band now), Gorillaz, Story of the Year, the Strokes, DMB (cait thats Dave Mathews Band), Weezer, FLOGGING MOLLY, Sugarcult, New Found Glory, SUM 41, SR-71, Guns and Roses, Ac/Dc, Led Zepplin, Jethro Toll, Blue Oyster Cult, REM, Linkin Park, Pearl Jam, Soul Asylum, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pere Ubu, Jet, the Verve, Sprung monkey, Manfred Mann, Straylight Run, Jimmy Fallon, Jake Epstein & Downtown Sasquatch (yeah Degrassi), STEVEN LYNCH, N.E.R.D, Chuck Berry, Flock of Seagulls, STYX, Young Mc, The Calling, ASH, Foo Foghters, Punchline, Phantom Planet, Queens of the Stoneage, Nirvana, Interpol, the Vandals,Limp Bizcut, Rob Bass, the Beastie Boys, Matchbox 20, Third Eye Blind, Semisonic, Simple Plan and of course WHERE's NEWMAN (again repping my own band)!!!

Movies:

Fight Club, Donny Darko, Pulp Fiction, Secret Window, Spiderman 1 & 2, The Village, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead (original and remake) Willy Wonka, Ace Ventura, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Kill Bill Vol. 1&2 and DUMB AND DUMBER

Television:

LOST, PRISON BREAK, ER, Friends, Scrubs, Futurama, Family Guy, Real-world/ Road Rules, Radio Free Roscoe, and DEGRASSI (yeah i know its a chick show)

Books:

Battle Royale, Bringing Down the House, A Clockwork Orange, Lord of the Flies, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, To Hell and Back, War of the Worlds, Einstein's Dreams, Angels and Demons, The DaVinci Code, Digital Fortress, I Robot, Secret window secret garden, the green mile, Deception Point and The Catcher in the Rye.

Heroes:

SPIDERMAN, Papa Don, and MEGAN and of course KATE

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My Blog

Scarlett Johanson

I met Scarlett Johanson on Madison Ave...
Posted by Dont Hassle the HOFF on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 08:24:00 PST

Pants: the window slayer

Pants: the window slayer Taking on the world one window at a time ... with his bare hands...
Posted by Dont Hassle the HOFF on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 08:45:00 PST

Out clubbin'

To all of those who were there the night of june 24th, and early morning of june 25th in berlin at that random club... i applaud you.  we took the saying '' and we wont stop till six in the morni...
Posted by Dont Hassle the HOFF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

D-Day June 10th

Well boys... the time has almost come for us to ship out.  For many of us it shall be a life changing  experience full of laughs and good memories, a trip of finding one'self and becoming mu...
Posted by Dont Hassle the HOFF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

QUESTIONS!!! Totally stole this from danilo but w/e

QUESTIONS (by danilo) tell me the honest truth. cuz it wont hurt 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you t...
Posted by Dont Hassle the HOFF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Big Daddy

Sonny: Man this Yoohoo is good, you know what else is good, smoking dope. I ain't gonna rat you out. You know, puffing the cheeba, go by the see saw smoke a j. You know what I'm talking about? Jared...
Posted by Dont Hassle the HOFF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blink Gone????

I cant beleive this.. this blows HARD!!! Tom Delonge was the reason i starte to play the god damn guitar and blink was my inspiration!! damn it!!!!
Posted by Dont Hassle the HOFF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST