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~*shortcake*~

“All that we are is the result of what we have thought. The mind is everything. What we think we b

About Me


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I'm at a point in my life where I've realized that I'd rather spend my time by myself than surrounded by people who claim they're my friends, but are obviously using me. The only approval I need is my own. Yeah, it may cause me to make a lot of mistakes, but they are mine to make, and ultimately, I'm better for it. I've had some pretty amazing experiences and I am constantly in awe of the world we live in, wheather it's because of how wonderful, terrible, or utterly moronic something is.
I love randomness, you should too, here's some:
*I'm a college student by day and a "locksmith" by night*
*I work at a record store/ sex shop/ head shop... does it get any better?! No.*
*It does, in fact, get better than that... when you quit!*
*Everybody should have an alias, it should be kinda raunchy, and you should use it as often as possible. Mine serves me well.*
*Camping next to a ditch is the first step to getting a ride in an ambulance.*
*Drinking a bottle of Jack is the second step.*
*My sister is 5 now, and yes, she will still moon you! No, I did not teach her that.*
*Life on the road is great, unless you're hitchhiking. If you're going to hitchhike, get a ride in a RV.*
*Just because your golf cart has fog lights, does not mean it's ok to drive it through the woods, but it is fun*

My Interests

going to shows
camping
making mischeif
playing in rivers
girls
boys
being silly in public
road trips (not on the greyhound)
making out
hula hooping
dancing on furniture
flip cup
singing loud
talking to strangers
riding bikes with my little sister
clay
LIVE MUSIC
And TARA!!

I'd like to meet:

I love to meet different people with varied points of view and open minds.

Music:

Umphrey's Mcgee
phish
Bob Marley
The Flaming Lips
The Beatles
The Grateful Dead
Devotchka
Raconteurs
Sublime
Atmosphere
Boombox
Lots more...

Movies:

"Movies are so rarely great art that if we cannot appreciate great trash we have very little reason to be interested in them." ~Pauline Kabel

Television:

My mind is polluted enough without the help of television.

My Blog

Hahaha! It's fitting, I guess

You Are a Rainbow..http://images.blogthings.com/whattypeofweatherareyo uquiz/rainbow.jpg" height="100" width="100">Breathtaking and rareYou are totally enchanting and intriguing  But you usually d...
Posted by ~*shortcake*~ on Tue, 15 May 2007 08:46:00 PST

Beautiful.....

Rest In All Love Is ------------------ I love you like this... dark, i can barely see your eyes... so dark my eyes are useless. My heart opens wide its light on you and your face brightens like the st...
Posted by ~*shortcake*~ on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:17:00 PST

Never in my life....

Never in my life, have I wanted to express my anger for someone in a violent manner. Ok, I take that back, there are a few people who have pissed me off in that way once or twice. But I consider mysel...
Posted by ~*shortcake*~ on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:59:00 PST

Souns about right.... but subject to change at any moment

As told by colorquiz.com..... check it out, I think you'll like it.   Nichole's Existing Situation Imaginative and sensitive; seeking an outlet for these qualities--especially in the company of s...
Posted by ~*shortcake*~ on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:02:00 PST

The Gift That Keeps On Giving!!

So, I went to this website http://library.thinkquest.org/2886/INDEX.HTM to find out what weirdo holiday my birthday falls on. September 14th is not only my birthday, but it also happens to be National...
Posted by ~*shortcake*~ on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:48:00 PST

I thought this was so funny, I made a blog out of it!

Hell explained by Chemistry Student @ University of Washington( SEATTLE )The following is an actual question given on a University of Washingtonchemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "pr...
Posted by ~*shortcake*~ on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:33:00 PST