juno |
I saw Juno last night and I'm willing to go out on a limb and predict that it will win most adorable pair of jeans of all times in any movie ever filmed anywhere on the face of the earth. There...
Posted by Miss Understanding on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:56:00 PST |
Know Thy Self |
I thought I might be depressed this morning. I really did. I didn't want to do anything or go anywhere. I couldn't even get dressed. But then I realized I was just bloated. I can't tell yo...
Posted by Miss Understanding on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:34:00 PST |
Happy Potato Recipe |
Golly,
It's been a while, but that's only because I was writing another book and forgot I had a blog. But I'm almost done editing and intend to come back with a vengeance very soon. In the...
Posted by Miss Understanding on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:32:00 PST |
Jamon Jamon |
Jamon Jamon
If, for whatever reason, you're feeling anti-pig, or paranoid that your mother might be sleeping with your boyfriend, (the one who got you pregnant) or that your boyfriend's mother might b...
Posted by Miss Understanding on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:27:00 PST |
How to Win The Pulitzer Prize: Just Say No |
I don't' know what made me go downstairs to watch television. I was supposed to be writing, but the truth is I had already gone downstairs at least thirteen times today. Thirteen snacks I had. Yes, t...
Posted by Miss Understanding on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:44:00 PST |
Some Mothers Day Words of Wisdom |
I thought since it's Mother's Day it might be nice to reflect on what it means to be a mother. Right now I'm reflecting on my elbows. I sort of wish I hadn't spotted them ou...
Posted by Miss Understanding on Sun, 13 May 2007 07:18:00 PST |
Teach Your Dog to Beg |
You know how Cesar Millan, The Dog Whisperer, knows everything? Yeah, well he doesn't. The man treats his dogs like animals.
And what's worse is that according to him I do everything wrong...
Posted by Miss Understanding on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:44:00 PST |
Oh dear |
I think I just wrote another book.
Posted by Miss Understanding on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:28:00 PST |
Cheesecake. . .and God |
I'm going to be thin in three months. I swear on everything holy. Isn't that great news?
I worked it all out on paper. I have a full diet plan. And the good news is that it includes...
Posted by Miss Understanding on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:24:00 PST |
And. . .I'm back |
March 09, 2007
How to trick your kids in foreign countries
You've read about my trips to Paris and London. You've heard me panic and order a salade verte for breakfast. You know firstha...
Posted by Miss Understanding on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:13:00 PST |
