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The Vic!

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About Me

I associate sex with death, my face is red from too much free-basing, I have no concept of irony, I enjoy a good fisting once in a while, everybody hates me because I'm a racist homophobic fool, I once managed to insert my head into my own anus, I don't like you because you're not me, I am an anarchist (but only when I'm not doing what I'm told like a good girl), My ambition is to be a soldier of fortune like my hero Templeton Peck, and I'll probably die alone with my reptiles.Me and the shlaaaags out on the lash!
You scored as Freddy Krueger. You are Freddy Krueger. You are evil, but enjoy having fun. Sure you made some bad choices in life, causing some parents to attack you, and burn you alive. But hey, you have even more fun now than you did then! You prefer waiting for your victims to fall asleep, so you can have fun with them in your world. But if they pull you out, you dont let that stop your fun!

Jason Voorhees


60%

Freddy Krueger


60%

Michael Myers


55%

Pinhead


55%

Jigsaw


55%

Hannibal Lecter


55%

Captain Spaulding


50%

Leatherface


45%

Buffalo Bill


40%

Candyman


15%
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My Interests

Getting knocked up, fighting, knives, crack, sex toys, wolverines and fascism.

I'd like to meet:

Cum-chugging whores, people who like being punched in the face, benevolent dictators, ugly people, dirty people, horny people, people with my favourite disease - scabies, and Jack Bauer coz he rules!!!

Music:

Helmet, Pearl Jam, STP, Temple of the Dog, Mother Love Bone, Alice in Chains, RHCP, Bloodhound Gang, The Cure, Caliban, Faith No More, Hole, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, GnR, Velvet Revolver, Metallica, Pantera, Tool, Glassjaw, Head Automatica, Ignite, Iron Maiden, Skindred, Chris Isaak, Therapy?, NIN, Fiona Apple, Duran Duran, INXS, The Doors, Lost Boys soundtrack, Far, Rival Schools, Funeral For a Friend, Poison The Well, Taking Back Sunday, Boy Sets Fire, Thursday, Tori Amos, Ani DiFranco, Elvis, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Frank Sinatra, Nina Simone, Skid Row, ACDC, Lawnmower Deth, Kerbdog, Meantime and the sound of you screaming my name as you burn in Hell.

Movies:

My favourite movie is, and always will be, The Lost Boys........ Also- Enter The Dragon(or anything with Bruce Lee in it), Anything with Jenna Jameson in it, American Beauty, The Matrix (the first one only), The Monster Squad, Goodfellas, Godfathers 1+2, Fight Club, Jaws,Mister Vampire 2, Halloween, Near Dark, Friday the 13th, Scream, True Romance,Natural Born Killers, The Goonies, Meet The Parents, Zoolander, The Anchorman, The Burbs, Tigerland, Full Metal Jacket, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, The Crow, Anything by Tim Burton, Oceans 11, Freddy Got Fingered, Saturday Night Fever, Over The Top, Teen Wolf, The Golden Child, Coming to America, Big Trouble in Little China, Staying Alive (I love Travolta!!), Some Like It Hot, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, A Streetcar Named Desire, From Dusk Til Dawn, Jackie Brown, West Side Story, 7 Brides for 7 Brothers, The Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1+2, A Nightmare on Elm Street, , Heathers, Pump up the Volume, Any Indiana Jones Film,The Star Wars Trilogy (the first one), Legally Blonde, Little Shop of Horrors, Hairspray, Raging Bull, Mean Streets, Beastmaster, Conan The Barbarian, Conan The Destroyer, Red Sonia and so on and so on...

Television:

Partridge!!! I also love 24 - Jack Bauer is the coolest man on the planet.Some others include - Prison Break, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Hollyoaks, Midsomer Murders (I don't care if it's an old lady programme, John Nettles is hot!), Countdown (I have a small child and am stuck indoors most afternoons), Columbo, Kath and Kim ("noice different unyoooooosual"). I am a telly addict. Some people pretend that they "don't watch telly", implying that they are far too busy doing intellectual things or having a wild and crazy time of it 24 hours a day. I reckon most of these people are big fat liars!I love Deal Or No Deal!!! It's The Jolene's fault, she got me into it. It is like crack!!!

Books:

Just read an amazing book called 'A Million Little Pieces' by James Frey. Buy it now! Apart from that I love Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King, Richard Laymon, The Dice Man was good, 'The Day After Tomorrow' by Allan Folsom (fucking great!), I could also write down some obscure authors that nobody ever heard of to make myself look intellectual but I'm not a pretentious cunt...

Heroes:

My mum, Juliette Lewis, Jimi Hendrix, Slash, Quentin Tarantino, Templeton Peck, Officer Poncherello and Jack Bauer (of course)...

My Blog

I have never done one of these quizzes until now...

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?At the Museum of Childhood in Bethnal Green with some friends from work and their babies.2. Who are you with now?Dylan and Betty3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?Err..nope!...
Posted by The Vic! on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:45:00 PST

Up the spout!!!

Hello Little Ones, Well some of you may have heard the rumours and, yes, they are true... The Vic is up the spout!!! Me and the Dylan found out on Mother's Day that we are having a sprog which is d...
Posted by The Vic! on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 11:16:00 PST

Proud.....

I am now the proud owner of a Lost Boys poster signed by (wait for it) Keifer Sutherland, Jason Patric, Corey Feldman, Corey haim, Jami Gertz and Diane Wiest!!!!! Oh how I rule!!!!!
Posted by The Vic! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST