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About Me

I WAS MADE IN THE 80'S, LIKE MOST WEIRD AND WONDERFUL/DISTURBING THINGS... TAKE THIS ADVERT (AND THE OTHERS) FOR EXAMPLE: AMAZING!! .
I LOVESSS MUSIC I DOES :) (THE 80'S DIDNT DO SO WELL THERE THOUGH!)...
IM HERE TO STAY IN CONTACT WITH MY FRIENDS, AND TO KEEP UP TO DATE WITH THE BANDS I LOVE. TO MEET KEWL NEW PEOPLE :D
I ONCE GOT MY HEAD CLOSED IN THE DOORS OF A JUBILEE LINE TRAIN (like in the cartoons, I had marks either side of my face..this is not suppose to happen in real life). I HAVE ALSO BEEN DRAGGED ALONG BY A DOUBLE DECKER BUS. I HAVE BEEN HIT BY A CAR, AND MOBILITY SCOOTER (not at the same time, but if its going to happen to anyone, it will be me).
I'M CLEARLY ACCIDENT PRONE, AND WOULD PROBABLY BE MUCH SAFER NOT LEAVING MY HOUSE.
I EAT FROZEN CHIPS AND SOMETIMES BABY FOOD.
ANCHORMAN IS MY BIBLE AND ALAN PARTRIDGE IS MY GOD.
I LIKE TO VISIT NEW PLACES.
IT AMUSES ME THAT BUILDERS STAND IN HEIGHT ORDER.
I LAUGH AT THINGS MOST PEOPLE WOULDNT.
IM CHILDISH.
IM HAPPY MOST OF THE TIME. APPARENTLY I HAVE A STUPID LAUGH?!.
GENERALLY, I TALK UTTER SHITE.

My Interests

MUSIC, ART, SWIMMING! (I LOVE SWIMMING)I LOVE LAMP, POLE DANCING, FALLING OFF OF MY POLE, MOVIES, TRAVELLING, NEW PEOPLE AND PLACES, ANCHORMAN, BEER, ANCHORMAN, ANCHORMAN, WAYNES WORLD, GIGS, DINGY ROCK BARS, ANCHORMAN, ALAN PARTRIDGE, ANCHORMAN, FOOD, MEN WITH LONG HAIR, DJ'ING, PROMOTING, KYUSS, OH AND NOT FORGETTING.. ANCHORMAN
HISTORY OF LANGUAGE:

I'd like to meet:

ROBERT JOHNSON
LAYNE STALEY
HENDRIX
JIM MORRISON
JAMES DEAN
JANIS JOPLIN
(WHAT CAN I SAY, I LIKE DEAD PEOPLE).

Also... KYUSS.. I WOULD JUST LOVE TO SEE THEM JAM TOGETHER, IN THE DESERT!..PHWAARR.

GOD:

Music:

Blimey, This is gonna be a long list..
ROBERT JOHNSON, John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters, BB King, Howling Wolf, Lonnie Brooks, Elmore James, Chicken Shack, Jody Williams, Jeff Beck, The Black Keys, Mike Bloomfield, Miles Davis, John Anderson, Janis Joplin, Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Stones, Clapton, The Crowes, Whitesnake, Zappa, Pink Floyd, The Cult, Deep Purple, GnR, Screaming Trees, Alice Cooper, ACDC,Bowie,...

KYUSS, Electric Wizard, Unida, Sloburn, Hermano, Brant Bjork, Mondo Generator, QOTSA, FuManchu, The Atomic Bitchwax, High On Fire, The Mushroom River Band, Desert Sessions, Sixty Watt Shaman, Gallery Of Mites....

The Sword, Dozer, Nebula, Monster Magnet, Helmet, Orange Goblin, Jecano, Obiat, Nightstalker...

Nirvana, Silverchair, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Jerry Cantrell, Mudhoney, Mad Season, Jeff Buckley, Temple of The Dog, Pearl Jam, Motherlove Bone, Blind Melon, Corrosion of Conformity, Helmet, Danzig, Janes Addiction, Tool, Perfect Circle, Winnebago Deal, Melvins, The Mars Volta, Clutch...

Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Cathedral, Metallica, Machine Head, Pantera, Down, Slayer, Napalm Death, Sepultura, Die Cast, Morbid Angel, Extol, White Zombie!...
and a few others mwahaha

Movies:

Television:

ALAN PARTRIDGE, MIGHTY BOOSHE, FAMILY GUY, BLACKADDER, FAULTY TOWERS, FOOLS N HORSES, YOUNG ONES, BOTTOM. STAND UP COMEDIANS; LEE EVANS, JIMMY CARR, JACK DEE ....

Books:

WHAT ARE THEY? MOHAHA
HERE ARE A COUPLE OF MY FAV AUTHORS:
GEORGE ORWELL (BURMESES DAYS AND ANIMAL FARM)
MICHAEL LAIMO (DEEP IN THE DARKNESS)
ISAAC BASHEVIS SINGER (THE SLAVE)

Heroes:

SUPER OLAF! ( see picture below.. clearly of me (Pirate Wench) and Super Olaf! By Papa Olaf. Aged 8 and a half.

Sponge Bob

Mark the Heater