J Lo 10000 - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I was looking at my friend Melissa's MySpace page, and decided to look through her blogs because she often has something very interesting to say. This is something I found that I think everyone should share. I mean, if you just copy the link and add your own message, it's only going to take up a small portion of your page. Hell, why not the "About Me" section? There's probably nothing about you in it because you don't know what to write, and everyone you're friends with knows you to some degree that's likely immeasurable in words. MJ, you're the shit. From Melissa:
"While attending the Fort Lewis College, I took a literature course and one of our main projects in the class involved volunteering for a non-profit organization called Alternative Horizons. What is Alternative Horizons? Well, it's a support group that offers assistants and alternatives to the victims of domestic violence. As I progressed through the course, I realized that domestic violence is a much bigger problem then I thought it was. In conclusion, I would like to provide Alternative Hoizons' information in hopes to help prevent domestic violence.
...If you're a victim of domestic violence and you need someone to talk to, call Alternative Horizons' free 24 hour service!
To obtain contact information go to: http://www.alternativehorizons.org/index.htm "

My Interests

I love life, although she's fucking another man who is probably way hotter than me. Life's a stupid bitch. Uh, yeah...I'm into airplanes and I'd like to learn to fly some day. I'm also interested in music. Not just instruments and making music; I'd like to learn to fix my own musical equipment someday. I'm thinking that when I go to a real college, I might minor in some electronics field and Major in languages. Why languages? Because I know you're all talking about me behind my back...right in front of me. I just want to understand what you're saying...bastards. I'm sure there's something else, but why the fuck do you want to know anyway? Who in the hell are you? Get the fuck out of my house.
You're addicted to.....

Mmmmmmm, Mmmmmm, Bitch! I like you,
alcohol is one of the better things to be
addicted to. The only bad part is it makes
you feel like doing nothing and the next
morning you get a terrible hangover.

What are you addicted to? (pics!)
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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Billie Holliday, Frank Sinatra, and Freddy Mercury, but we can't all have what we want. I guess I'd settle for a three-legged dog if you know one. Oh yeah, I'd also like to meet the one armed man. He was pretty much bad ass.

My Penis Name is: Harry Wang

Name Your Penis

Music:

I'm really not too into much of today's music (mostly because it sucks). I like stuff that came out about ten years ago such as: Sublime, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Alice In Chains, and Verve Pipe (yeah, fuck you too). I also like folk, gangsta rap, punk, and rockabilly. As for country...here is a little history lesson. It's all about how country began. God shat, thus country was born...THE END. No, this does not give you the right to refer to country as holy shit. That's just fucking lame. Borderline retarded...really.

Movies:

My absolute favorite movie is Hook. Here are some other movies I like- Cannibal!: the Musical, Dumb and Dumber, Escanaba In Da Moonlight, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Team America, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey, Kung Pow, the Evil Dead trilogy, and any Childs Play movie (nothing's funnier than a cursed doll killing people).
My life is rated NC-17!

Your life is rated NC-17!

What is your life rated? (MPAA Scale)/A

Books:

I was schooled in Sedro-Woolley, therefore I cannot read. I can write all fucking day though. It kinda sucks because I can't read what I'm writing, so I can't correct any mistakes I make. So deal with it.

Heroes:

The guy that invented the wheel (I think his name was Henry), all those kids who beat lung cancer caused by smoking, and Newman from Seinfeld. No, I don't know his real name and no I don't fucking care. Oh, and Ms. Swan, Stewart, and Betty Crocker.

My Blog

lol, lmao, wwjd...

I've been using the internet since I was about 12 or 13. I've used terms like "lol" and "lmao", but I haven't used them in years. When credit is due, I tell a person if he or she made a funny comment,...
Posted by J Lo 10000 on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:11:00 PST

american music is at its finest VI

Yeah, it's been a while. Fuck off, don't pressure me! Nothing has really changed in music, so there really isn't much to write about. Sure, a few more shitty bands have written a few more shitty love ...
Posted by J Lo 10000 on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 07:39:00 PST

For all guitarists whose only option to learn was through online tabs

This was posted on the MPA website (mpa.org). I honestly think it's bullshit. Please post your opinions at http://www.guitarzone.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=163367. I learned to play from online ta...
Posted by J Lo 10000 on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:12:00 PST

Why the Middle East hates America

So, yeah, I was reading my email and whatnot and I ran into this arcticle on MSNBC. Why are they sending confused kids my age to war? They just fuck shit up. Let's start out with the title, shall we? ...
Posted by J Lo 10000 on Thu, 18 May 2006 12:55:00 PST

Another mindless rambling by another shit-for-brains amateur philosopher

This blog is all about the afterlife and God and shit. Not interested? Fuck off. However, if you are at all interested, by all means, continue reading.Alright, many of us were brought up to believe th...
Posted by J Lo 10000 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

american music is at its finest V

...and it's only getting better...um, yeah... Wow, it's finally here. The Vth edition of american music is at its finest. I know it's been a while since I've written anything on music, and I would wri...
Posted by J Lo 10000 on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 08:41:00 PST

american music is at its finest IV

This is it, mother fuckers. The ever-anticipated fourth issue of the best cynical pop critique that I could ever come up with. No, it's really not that bad. Just a little worse than I'd care for ...
Posted by J Lo 10000 on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 01:35:00 PST

so, am I supposed to feel 20?

As of today, I am now 20 years old. Yeah, it kinda sucks because I feel like I've missed out on 19...big time. I spent half of 19 in a shitty ass town in the Arctic. I've been outside a 2-3 mile ...
Posted by J Lo 10000 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

decisions, decisions, de-fucking-cisions

Recently, I've been faced with a few tough decisions. First, there was the "should I stay or should I go" decision and now I have the "who should I ask out" and the "should I change jobs" decisio...
Posted by J Lo 10000 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

american music is at its finest III

What makes you think you're so special that you can read the third issue of american music is at its finest without reading the first and second? Fuck you! Go back and read the first two...in sequence...
Posted by J Lo 10000 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST