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Patrick

if a tree falls in the woods and lands on a mime and the mime pretends to scream and no ones around,

About Me

there really isn't much i can tell you about me. i'm tall. i'm a geek. i like to think i'm a pretty nice guy. i'm open minded and willing to make new friends. i have a constant urge to try to entertain those around me unless they're a good friend. then screw em. they can entertain themselves. washington just hasn't been as green since makiko moved to montana. *sigh* i miss her smile.

My Interests

i'm a big comic book fan. i really enjoy being told a good story, or maybe telling a good story.

I'd like to meet:

Batman and Albert Einstein.then have them fight.Batman would so win, unless Einstien used that theory of relativity fireball attack on him but that would be cheating. Damn cheater

Music:

Dead Kennedys, NOFX, eels, The Gear, Oingo Boingo, man vs. bear...you know what, this is none of your business. mind your business

Movies:

Dr. Strangelove, Akira, Mallrats, Wet Hot American Summer, Planet of the Apes(original not the crappy Tim Burton craptastic piece of crap) etc.etc.

Television:

no thanks I'm full

Books:

first of all comic books. don't ask which ones I like, ask which ones I don't. Other than that I like Neil Gaiman's novels, A Clockwork Orange, MASH, and lately have become interested in books on history and have always been interested in books on mythology

Heroes:

my grandpa ernie and anyone who can tell a good story

My Blog

this is a blog about megan

i am writing a blog about my friend megan because i am in a kinda weird mood. hi megan. this blog is about you. i figure "most people write blogs about pointless things so i will write a blog about my...
Posted by Patrick on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 09:57:00 PST

Mr. Miyagi died? or did he?

so thanksgiving was the worst day ever. why you ask? Pat Morita died. the actor who played Mr. Miyagi. does this mean Mr. Miyagi is dead? no. Miyagi is immortal. the lessons he taught us, that amazing...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 08:27:00 PST

Batman vs. Albert Einstein

so anyone who knows me knows that i love me some Batman! if you were to ask me who would win in a fight, Batman or (insert name here) i'm gonna say Batman! but i think it would be interesting to see T...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

comics and mythology

so i have been thinking a lot lately about why i like the things i like. specificaly where my obsession with comics come from. when i was a kid i loved comics and greek mythology equally. but somewher...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

comics

its no mystery that i love comics. i have since i was in 2nd grade and bought X-Men annual no. 1 in that gas station in Arizona. a typical saturday for me is looking my collection, which number somewh...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

are the teenage mutant ninja turtles really teenagers?

i bring this up because the teenage mutant ninja turtle have reached the age of 30. this brings up the question "can you still call them the teenage mutant ninja turtles? or should we call them just t...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the continued bad-assnes of Batman

the first episode of the justice league cartoon they are all like "Batman you should totally join us" and Batman just says "no, but when you need me and you will need me ill be there" how bad ass is t...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the bad-assness of Batman

i have recently noticed that perhaps people do not realize how truly bad ass Batman is. i will attempt to adequately explain just how bad ass he is. i will also try to avoid the pun "Bat ass" or "Bat-...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the return of the commercial

i just this old anti-drug commercial from like at least four years ago. it was the one with the mom and her son driving in silence and it says "another missed oppurtinity to talk to your kid about dru...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my hate of bears

some wonder why hate bears. let me tell you why. first: Smokey. he is so damn lazy!! "only you can prevent forest fires!" BULLSHIT!!!! YOU DO YOU DAMN PART FOR CHRISSAKES!!! look i put smoke detector...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST