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Luke Hansen

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About Me


..See, those ducks are leading happy, productive lives, just like you!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/12/2005
Band Website: youporn.com or english.aljazeera.net
Band Members: Huh huh huh...he said member...
Influences: There can be no influences. They are a sign of weakness. I must be strong on my own.


Sounds Like: A poor white guy with too much spare time on his hands and a few cheap mics.ALSO THIS:If I ever see you within even six feet of the coffee machine I'll Bruce Lee on your sorry ass. Mister Coffee, he my man. 'Cause only I know the perfect proportion: two and three eighths scoops of Folgers to three and one quarter cups of water. Ain't no use trying to do it yourself 'cause you'll just fuck it up; only I can do it right. 'Cause I got Kung Fu Grip. You got a problem with that? I got a problem with your existence, motherfucker.I don't answer to nobody. One day I be blastin' the phat beats, and the company president come up to me and say, "Greg, the Muzak is too loud, please turn down the receiver." I say, "I need my tunes when I be preparing account statements." Then he say, "I don't care, turn it down, it's distracting." So you know what I do? After he leaves for the day I steal a shitload of smints from his desk. He gets the message, and he don't give me no trouble no more. I be fucking his wife on the sly, anyhow.So don't fuck with this G-Dog Daddy Mack Mack Daddy Comin' Out Your Ass Badass, 'cause if you do I be comin' after you like pastrami on rye to whip your muthafukin' sorry ass. I mean it. Don't. Fuck. With. Me.
Record Label: ElectricMonkeyLand Productions, LLC
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

celebration!

I'm slightly drunk in the university library at present. Haha! punk in drublic! I don't think that I'm wasted enough to be truely hilarious, unfortunately. Cheap-ass vodka, my sweet sweet weakness. I ...
Posted by Luke Hansen on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:48:00 PST

Hereby submitted for peer review ;)

Well, Here's my term paper for POLS351. Read it and weep, bitches.The Effects of China's Environmental Policy on Domestic and Export Food Supplies Written and Prepared by Luke Hansen ...
Posted by Luke Hansen on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:58:00 PST

Goodbye

    Marshall JCM900, hello rent money. Oh well, I'm gonna get me another Plush, if it's the last thing I do. They jus' ripped off the schematics of a fender bassman for their baseline d...
Posted by Luke Hansen on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:29:00 PST

some rather boring stuff

yesterday I found $100 on the ground on my way to school. I did the right thing....and paid my bills and bought Ev and myself groceries with which to make a delicious currey dinner. I still have some ...
Posted by Luke Hansen on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:23:00 PST

it has come to my attention

   It has come to my attention that I am to frank in my blogging habits. Well, consider this:Chairman Mao’s law of the Unity of Opposites.I can’t be an exhibitionist without the ...
Posted by Luke Hansen on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:32:00 PST

glorious alcohol

    Well ya’lls...I made it a year and a half. Hope that’s good enough, cause, shit am I ever pleasantly drunk right now! Yup. Frank Zappa blastin’ in the headphones, ...
Posted by Luke Hansen on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:48:00 PST

Tibet Vs. Fascism (PRC)

Sorry, HTML doesn’t seem to be formatted properly. Oh well.BTW, china is the only nation known that surpasses both the ferengies and the USA in terms of pure, brutal, capitalism. Command, contro...
Posted by Luke Hansen on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:46:00 PST

freeganism!

I had my first experience with dumpster-diving for food today! I found a bulk grocery distributer here in Hilo, and found their waste area. I got two packs of salad mix, a honeydew melon, a papaya, a ...
Posted by Luke Hansen on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 05:42:00 PST

Oh Boy

Another beautiful day in paradise with nothing to do. How ultimately ironic. *sigh* Well, study it is.
Posted by Luke Hansen on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 01:16:00 PST

Evergreen

Well ya'lls, it would appear (not to speak too soon, I hope) that I've been accepted into Evergreen. Soon, it'll be off to the land of evaluations. That's what they do instead of grades. That's too fu...
Posted by Luke Hansen on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:47:00 PST