Member Since: 10/12/2005
Band Website: youporn.com or english.aljazeera.net
Band Members: Huh huh huh...he said member...
Influences: There can be no influences. They are a sign of weakness. I must be strong on my own.
Sounds Like: A poor white guy with too much spare time on his hands and a few cheap mics.ALSO THIS:If I ever see you within even six feet of the coffee machine I'll Bruce Lee on your sorry ass. Mister Coffee, he my man. 'Cause only I know the perfect proportion: two and three eighths scoops of Folgers to three and one quarter cups of water. Ain't no use trying to do it yourself 'cause you'll just fuck it up; only I can do it right. 'Cause I got Kung Fu Grip. You got a problem with that? I got a problem with your existence, motherfucker.I don't answer to nobody. One day I be blastin' the phat beats, and the company president come up to me and say, "Greg, the Muzak is too loud, please turn down the receiver." I say, "I need my tunes when I be preparing account statements." Then he say, "I don't care, turn it down, it's distracting." So you know what I do? After he leaves for the day I steal a shitload of smints from his desk. He gets the message, and he don't give me no trouble no more. I be fucking his wife on the sly, anyhow.So don't fuck with this G-Dog Daddy Mack Mack Daddy Comin' Out Your Ass Badass, 'cause if you do I be comin' after you like pastrami on rye to whip your muthafukin' sorry ass. I mean it. Don't. Fuck. With. Me.
Record Label: ElectricMonkeyLand Productions, LLC
Type of Label: Major