I just saw the coolest thing. |
A keychain, battery operated breath test.
Posted by Not a pretty girl . . . on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:15:00 PST |
Fetus Sandwichs . . . mm...mmm.m.m.. |
Any further entries will be made on: http://fetussandwich.livejournal.com/
Posted by Not a pretty girl . . . on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:50:00 PST |
Everyone, say hello to Klonopin. Hi Klonopin! |
Voices, drums beat louder in distance, singing, praising their gods. Ceremoniously. She dances in red. Her veil of black flows frantically, transforming her seductive body in lust. Trance-link ...
Posted by Not a pretty girl . . . on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:02:00 PST |
Billy and his cherry song . . . |
Her legs are loosely out spread. Wrists rudely tied together to reveal her supple breasts and swelling nipples. Her cunt smells as innocent as it is moist. She drips, drips rhythmically with our b...
Posted by Not a pretty girl . . . on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 06:11:00 PST |
I need cake. |
I hate my job this week. My boss is still out of town, I have people riding my ass and a shit ton of work to do. I was ready to punch a girl in my department today. I dont think Ive ever been that ups...
Posted by Not a pretty girl . . . on Fri, 05 May 2006 04:58:00 PST |
I'm drunk and horny - with nothing to do. |
I can already tell this weekend is going to suck. I have a huge project to design, print and mount by Thursday. I figure a bottle of wine or two and a few hours are what I need to complete this bitch....
Posted by Not a pretty girl . . . on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 04:21:00 PST |
Thanks asshole, add Art to my list of dislikes. |
Notes in class:Im scared of my professor. Hes one of those ponytail wearing, hemp shirt owning, pinky ring having, and an openly enlightened dude with a Ph.D. in Fine arts or some lame shit like that....
Posted by Not a pretty girl . . . on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:46:00 PST |
I could tell a story that could make you cry. |
Lucky me, no one hates me today. Well, not any more than usual at least. My boss wasnt pissed at all about my dick move from Friday. Things are starting to come together rather nicely. I have my class...
Posted by Not a pretty girl . . . on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 04:05:00 PST |
Anger is one letter away from danger. |
I have some disturbing pms today. Thankfully it's not the physical "I want to kill everything" pms, it's more the "crying under my desk in fetal position". Times like this I wish I was a dude. I'd be ...
Posted by Not a pretty girl . . . on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:34:00 PST |
Analyze away Jay. |
Live for the music
What are your five favorite bands?
~ The Cure
~ Frank Black/the Pixies
~ Elliott Smith
~ New Order
~ And a toss up between Morrissey/The Smiths and PeterMurphy/Bauhaus
Wh...
Posted by Not a pretty girl . . . on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:08:00 PST |
