Dear me!! Sorry if you've sent me a message recentlyand not got a reply, i have over 15 pages of unread messages, and im alittle busy what with writing all my new material, so havent got round to read them all yet!
The names Peter Kay, Im your happy-go-lucky chap ! Always up for a laugh, but never a drink ! (I was an alcoholic and I choose not to drink anymore)
Though I do advertise John Smiths beer .. GO BUY IT ! (Its money in the bank for me !)Right.. where do I start?!
I will tell a few jokes just to get us started !
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?!"
"Biggish"
"Biggish Who?!"
"not today thanks !"
Ahh now thats a joke that, that will be first thing you will tell everyone when you get home!
Likes
Garlic bread & Cheese cake - At first i was a bit ify, "Cheese? In a cake?!" But once i tasted it, i knew it was the future!!
DisLikes
Rich Bloody Teas! Weaklings!
DJ's with back perm, that pose and have 'Tan-Tastic!' in the afternoon!
UNCLE KNOBHEAD! Every one has one!
