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Bill

Attacking Ignorance Where Ever I Find It

About Me

..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5I am a full-time student at Pace University, a part-time accountant, full-time man-servant for Lauren, and all around jerk. When I am not studenting, working, man-servanting, or jerkin' it up I like to whittle while sitting in my rocker on my porch and chasing off the occasional rapscallion with my shotgun while yelling, "get off my land you little bastard!"
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What infamous serial killer are you?
Ted Bundy
You attacked while women walked in parks, who were found later to have been raped and strangled to death, but sometimes you went so far as breaking into their houses as they slept and beating them to death with a crow bar. After being caught, you escaped and killed 3 more people. You were executed.

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How evil are you?Take the quiz: "What Is Your Kink?"

Domination
You are most comfortable when in control. Having someone at your beck and call makes you hot. You can be very demanding, and expect perfection! In the bedroom, you take charge. Your motto is It's My way or the highway!

My Interests

money, good beer, horror films, loud and abusive music, pretty flowersCheck this dude out: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/numanuma.html

I'd like to meet:

Freaks, geeks, wierdos, career criminals, hate-mongers, and kittensPeanut Butter Jelly bitches: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/peanutbutter.html

Music:

My all time favorites: Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Cradle of Filth, Thrill Kill Kult, Skinny Puppy, Christian Death, Slayer.Machine Head Aesthetics of Hate .. .. Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Movies:

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What part would you play in a horror movie???
The Killer
No parts for you, except those of others...

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Heroes:

Lauren, La Petite, W., Ronald, Rockefeller

My Blog

Death

In the last two and a half years, 5 people that I know and love have died. Four were cancer and one was a drug overdose. These are not the only people in my life to have gone, but this stretch is a ...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Queens, Bitch

I am moving to a brand spankin' new apartment in Queens. Lauren and I got approved to move in at the beginning of May. It is a two bedroom railroad. The interior of the building has been completely...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bastards

I can hardly wait to get the hell out of the shit hole I work in. I have accepted an offer for a position with an accounting firm and have handed in my two month notice. Soon I will be able to walk ...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Getting old sucks!!

I got wasted two days ago and still feel like crap. This sort of thing has become more and more common over the last couple of years. I used to be able to drink like a champ and wake up ready to do ...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh, yeah!!!

On Dec. 26, 2004 Lauren and I became officially engaged. The date is September 30, 2006. That's some good shit man.
Posted by Bill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST