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About Me

Ok, this is the place where I summarize my entire existence into a tidy, user friendly paragraph or few. Gee, I like walks in the park on clear autumn afternoons.... To be honest, I have no idea how to describe myself. I can be Mr. Sweet-Nothing one moment, a total jackass the next, the raving homeless guy on the corner after that. I can be the loudest funniest guy in the room, then want to walk outside to be alone soon after. I'm known to use sarcasm that can both hurt and heal. I can procrastinate and be impulsive at the same time. I can talk myself into going somewhere and then wonder why I'm there. I use comedy and acting out as a defense mechanism. I will wake up at an ungodly hour to drive a friend to work. I can be six of the seven dwarves (I wish I was Doc also, but then I'd never leave the house). I have a life-size cutout of Homer Simpson in my apartment. I still play with toys. I love to daydream, at the expense of the drivers around me. I commit my self to getting the job done, and then I'll get torn up. I would give all I have to the ones I care about. Most of all, I like to be myself, whoever that is, but once I figure that out, to hell with all who don't agree.
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I'd like to meet:

Someone who's real. Someone who doesn't play games. Someone who knows what they want. Someone who's willing to grow. Someone who understands.

My Blog

The Massed Surveys of Auximenies

Did you lose your virgi nity in your own bed?My girlfriend's parents' bed. The Circle of Life, I suppose...What was your first alcoh olic bever age? a Meister Brau! Oh yeah, I have impeccible taste...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:53:00 GMT

So it’s come down to this, A Very Special Survey for Members Only

Would you like to learn how to pole dance ? Shit, could you picture my flabby, Full Monty ass sliding down a pole? Besides, I find white strippers to be boring, bring on Foxy Cleopatra! Ever been ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 03:58:00 GMT

Genghis Rex and the Evil Survey

Do you miss the way thing s used to be?I miss doing acid and making sex tapes, damn damn damn why did I record over them?Would you ever live with anyon e on your top frien ds? I'll live with anyone w...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 03:45:00 GMT

The Great Survey in the Sky

Body: 01: What' s a fact about the last perso n who text you?Tofu makes her tits bigger02: It's 4 in the morni ng, your phone rings : I turn the ringers off now, but it used to be either work o...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 05:53:00 GMT

Careful With That Survey, Eugene

1 When was the last time you cried ? The other day, when my toilet exploded2 Have you ever faked sick? Yeah, I tell my boss my leprosy acting up again, and she always buys it.3 What was the last lie y...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:56:00 GMT

Subterranean Homesick Survey

1) Are you ready for 80 questions?Sure, since 60 of these questions are probably the same shit I've answered so many times before2) Was your LAST boyfriend/girlfriend a mistake?that's the only way to ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:48:00 GMT

My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Survey

Secti on 1: Perso nalHave you ever been drunk ? If so, how many times a year? I'll answer that question with a question; have you ever ever been so drunk that the song on the radio is going too fast...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 03:19:00 GMT

A Saucerful of Surveys

Can you fill this out without lying?I don't think so, lying makes for far more interesting answersWhat bed did you sleep in last that wasn't your own?The Ramada in Yonkers, thank goodness I didn't hav...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:34:00 GMT

Third of a century old survery

Besides your mouth, where is your favorite spot to get kissed?My cheek, the one on my face, wiseassesHow did you feel when you woke up this morning?Blinded, too many windows in the bedroomWho did you ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 19:49:00 GMT

Shine On You Crazy Survey

1)Do you think your mature?It depends on who I'm dealing with... wait , hold on, THERE'S A SPIDER NEAR MY KEYBOARD! HELP HELP! MOMMY!2) Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?Yessir, thank goodn...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 22:37:00 GMT