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Jenny

Work is the curse of the drinking classes

About Me

After breezing through college(by sitting on t'internet all day)and having dallied in the odd job here and there I now work for a Marketing and Campaign company dealing with Drug and Alcohol abuse(ahem).I have a twin brother who's a pain in the arse except for when i'm skint,and I have a great bunch of mates who crack me up laughing-yes that's right Ellen McGough-i mean you especially.I'd be very suprised ladies and Gents if you don't see a publication or a comedy series written by Elles Bells in the next 5 years'I kid you not'.I absolutely lurrrrve music and i'm in my element when i'm out havin' a few drinks and a good ole dance.I don't hate many things in life but pigeons would have to be an exception.They're like horrible little rats with wings.They're making my life hell,i can't go anywhere without them flying into my face.They definitely deserve to go into room 101,infact shoot them all and i'd be a happy little bunny.Anyways....My main ambition in life is to win the lottery and pay noel Gallagher to come and play in my living room.THE END

My Interests

Going out and getting drunk to live music and eating Indians(Not Indian people,i don't approve of cannabilism).Reading and watching music documentaries and taking my little niece and nephew out and spoiling them.

I'd like to meet:

People who hate pigeons.

Music:

Oasis,The Pedantics,Howie Payne,The Stands,The La's,Paul weller,The jam,Richard Ashcroft,Ian Brown,The Who,Pink Floyd,The Zutons,Arctic Monkey's,Bob Dylan,The Band,Doris Day,Candie Payne,The Clash,The Coral,Edgar Jones,Captain Beefheart,Tramp Attack,The Maybes,The Beatles,Michael Jackson,The Verve,The co-Dependants,The Great Northwestern Hoboes,Johnny Marr,Echo and the Bunnymen,shack,the stairs,cuckolds,james brown,stevie wonder,Aretha Franklin,Dusty Springfield,The puppini sisters,buddy holly,willie nelson,joni mitchell, blah,blah,blah.....

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite,Spinal Tap,Beetlejuice,Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,Home Alone,The Labrynth,The holy Grail,The Life of Brian,Speed,The Shining,kill bill,The departed,Pulp Fiction,Sin City,clueless,Shawshank redemption,The Last Waltz,Moonwalker,Puff the Magic Dragon,The Goonies,Amelie,Annie,nearly all the disney films and Calamity Jane.yee haa!

Television:

Extras,The Office,Sex and the City,Eastenders,Coronation Street,Emmerdale,T4,Big Brother,The peep show,Never mind the buzzcocks,Harry hills's t.v burp,The Simpsons,Red Dwarf,The Apprentice,Dragons Den,many,many more i'm sure which i can't think of...

Books:

Life Expectancy,To kill a Mocking Bird,Strangers,George's Marvellous medicine and all the roald dahl books,catch me if you can,bravo two zero,P.s i love you,The World of Karl Pilkington,The Undomestic Goddess,The lovely bones,Lucky...

Heroes:

Noel Gallagher,Ricky Gervais and Paul Weller.