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Blair

Blair Robertson

About Me

Optimo(istic) , out&easygoing, filthy, clean.
"She screams loudly from above, Martha needs her rubber gloves". Nihilistic fantasies of self destruction during dimly lit photoshoots. According to Darles Chickens my life is a sinusoidal, symbiotic sale of two titties.
Atheist, Determinist, Nihilist, Optimist, Illusionist, Pacifist. Give me decadence over necessity any day.
A head firmly in the clouds and feet firmly on the ground.
Very nice guy really.
Dyslexic Speedreader's My Dick

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My Interests

Making music, drawing pictures, reading books, making friends, feeling warm, visiting cities, getting lost, waking up, going to bed, good quality stationary, clothes that fit, things that work, coffee that tastes good, eating food, drinking wine, bouncing about in the dark.

I'd like to meet:

Check this guys bad self when he gets into the groove about 1 min into this vid: He is scary as fuck, but we like it:

You scored as Hedonism. Your life is guided by the principles of Hedonism: You believe that pleasure is a great, or the greatest, good; and you try to enjoy life's pleasures as much as you can.

'Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!'

Hedonism


95%

Existentialism


90%

Nihilism


90%

Strong Egoism


70%

Utilitarianism


55%

Justice (Fairness)


55%

Kantianism


55%

Apathy


5%

Divine Command


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Music:

I assume this is suppost to be a list
Electro, Techno, Jazz, Swing, Indie, lots and lots of music.

Television:

I don't have one, however I am looking to correct this in the near future.

My Blog

The worst company just got worse

I think you'll get the gist...   Design Living,   Predictably your company has once again exhibited unsurpassed incompetence.  Yesterday I received a delivery of a sofa, however once ag...
Posted by Blair on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:38:00 PST

Language problems:

Dear Mr. Robertson, I called today our forwarding business.  They want to contact me tomorrow around answer say, when their sofa is delivered. Our partner was unfortunately on the way: ( It does...
Posted by Blair on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 05:01:00 PST

Never, ever buy anything from www.designliving.com

  Why you shouldnt buy anything from www.designliving.com The following is a transcript of emails sent between myself and DesignLiving, a furniture retailer based in Germany.  The matter is...
Posted by Blair on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 06:14:00 PST

Mathew Barney is a lunitic - Cremaster 4

Cremaster,   What the bloody hell is that all about then?  I just saw the 4th installment (but 1st   Released) of the Cremaster cycle at the Fruitmarket Gallery in Edinburgh, som...
Posted by Blair on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 07:34:00 PST

Misconceptions of infinity

Infinity in itself, does not exit. It is an abstract concept; or rather it is a symbolic representation of an intangible state.  It is impossible to hold, see, smell, touch or in anyway experienc...
Posted by Blair on Mon, 22 May 2006 03:39:00 PST

More ramblings of a philosophical nature

It is possible to observe the growth of fungus, or the laws of physics empirically without ones innate 'humanness' blurring the view, this is due to the discrete relationship between the observer and ...
Posted by Blair on Mon, 22 May 2006 03:36:00 PST

my brain hurts, materialism and god.

Does the inverse lambda set [~lamda] (the set of all things, and in this case specifically material things) contain itself?  If so is there any reason why something cant contain itself as long i...
Posted by Blair on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:26:00 PST

Give us this day our daily quesion...

Rocks are not important, rain is not important; bacteria, DNA, flees and gnats are not important; fish are not important; bunny rabbits, sheep, mongoose, peacocks, chickens, cows, pigs, goats and dino...
Posted by Blair on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 03:02:00 PST

Catharsis

I am aging before my time, I want to go out to fabulous parties and go home to a flat full of friends again.  No one speaks in my office, everyone I work with is older than me (admittedly, less o...
Posted by Blair on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 01:22:00 PST

Funny neds

Ha ha ha, oh it is good to live in Edinburgh.
Posted by Blair on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:07:00 PST