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MENACE || SOBRIETY img src=http://img.freecodesource.com/gallery/images/banners/pro d_314_8878.gif b

About Me

Who the hell knows what to put here?? I'll figure out something more appropriate in the near future. Until then here's a little something...The bible was written by the same people who were sure the earth was flat. I hate smokers, Tom Cruise is a total cock-smith, Bush is a moron although he scored points telling wetbacks to leave the national anthem alone, George Clooney needs to be shot, and what's up with not being able to find decent head in this town?? Nothing against looking good and smelling good but, fellas, if you take longer grooming yourself than your girlfriend and you look prettier than her in the end you're not 'metrosexual' you're homosexual...who ya trying to kid? I took some courses in deep tissue massage and reflexology and love giving massages so if anyone is feeling sore or tense hit me up for a free one I could use the practice.



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My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Calvin and Hobbes, Ben Browder, Quentin Tarantino, Colin Farrell, Jodie Foster, Christopher Walken, Hillary Swank, Samuel L. Jackson, and, of course, heroes from our military...
- The Survey
Name: C.
Birthday: 04.01.82
Birthplace: Lamar, CO.
Current Location: Lamar.
Eye Color: brown.
Hair Color: brown.
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right.
Your Heritage: Irish, Scandinavian and a few other things.
The Shoes You Wore Today: sketchers hiking sandles.
Your Weakness: foot massages.
Your Fears: deep water.
Your Perfect Pizza: deep dish tomato and pinnapple.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to leave Lamar and finally start life.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'lol' i hate that phrase.
Thoughts First Waking Up: 'damn, my hand is horny'.
Your Best Physical Feature: my butt.
Your Bedtime: whenever i pass out.
Your Most Missed Memory: the one right before the times i pass out.
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds.
Single or Group Dates: depends on how horny i am.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: is there a difference?
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: either.
Do you Smoke: hell no.
Do you Swear: hell yeah.
Do you Sing: no.
Do you Shower Daily: twice. smelly people suck.
Have you Been in Love: yes.
Do you want to go to College:
Do you want to get Married: not really.
Do you belive in yourself: not as much as i should.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no.
Do you think you are Attractive: sure, after a few beers.
Are you a Health Freak: nope.
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah.
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh, yeah.
Do you play an Instrument: no.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: of course.
In the past month have you Smoked: no.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: naw.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: not exactly.
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ask me again in a week after Spring Break.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: naw.
Ever been Drunk: constantly.
Ever been called a Tease: who hasn't?
Ever been Beaten up: who hasn't?
Ever Shoplifted: who hasn't?
How do you want to Die: fast and with dignity.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: undecided.
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter.
Favourite Hair Color: anything but blond.
Short or Long Hair: either.
Height: doesn't matter.
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: didn't keep track.
Number of CDs I own: wow, um, a lot.
Number of Piercings: zero.
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: way more than the average guy.

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Music:

Fleetwood Mac,Death Cab For Cutie, The Killers, The Postal Service, The Cure, Soup Dragons, Oasis, Travis, Depeche Mode, Freak Power, NIN, Gorillaz, Jam and Spoon, Faithless, Fleetwood Mac, Blur, Franz Ferdinand, New Order, Coldplay, White Stripes, Lauryn Hill, TLC, Pink Floyd, Joy Division, Blondie, Steve Miller Band, The Bloodhound Gang, Charlatans U.K., Orbital, Thrill Kill Kult, Lords Of Acid, Morrissey, The Smiths, Jimmy Eat World, Zeromancer...

Movies:

Definitely a movie buff especially horror. img src="http://www.myspacedaddy.com/Myspace-Codes-Icons/myspace -codes-icons-237.gif" border="0" alt=

Television:

The O'reilly Factor, Web Junk 20, South Park, The X-Files, Who's Line Is It Anyways, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Chappelle's Show...img src="http://img.freecodesource.com/gallery/images/banners/pr od_342_9875.gif" border="0" alt=

Books:

The Catcher In The Rye. a lot of magazines like Popular Mechanics, Details, National Geographic, GQ...

Heroes:

Anyone past and present who put their lives on the line for the rest of us to be free.

My Blog

upside down American flags!

who the fuck are these morons from westboro baptist church in kansas??   they all need to be quartered along with anyone assossiated with them...i'd def like to get my hands on a few of them...
Posted by ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| on Sat, 27 May 2006 04:04:00 PST

D.C.N.

http://defendcoloradonow.org/index.html.  i think illegal chetters have crossed the line changing the National Anthem.  deport the fuckers and everyone who supports that bullshit.  chec...
Posted by ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| on Mon, 01 May 2006 12:47:00 PST

brokeback immigration

anyone else sick to thier nutsac hearing about that brokeback mountain movie???  it's not my kind of movie and i haven't seen it but FUCKIN-A enough already.  i'm more pissed off at all the ...
Posted by ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:11:00 PST

grrrrrr

damn myspace.  still trying to figure this sucker out, y'all, so be patient.  if you get wierd emails from me ignore em.  guess it'd help if i wasn't drinking and doing this shit at the...
Posted by ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 12:02:00 PST