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Ol' Irish Bastard

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About Me

Okay, its been a while since I updated all this. Im now 25 and since Ive started this Ive gotten my EMT-B certification, nationally. I still have to wait a while 'till I can get certified in the state. Ive gotten into restoring ancient artifacts... so far I have a small collection of rings and coins. It's hard to date the rings, but the coins are pretty easy once I clean em well enough to read the lettering. most are from 250-350 A.D. Ive got a few from c. 450-200 B.C. as well. Thinkin about makin a buisness out of it, so if you want to hold a piece of history in your hand, let me know. Well...thats about it for now. updates comin later.
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You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe...
With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts.
You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life
Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel." The Simpsons Personality TestHow can I tell you about the depths of my mind, and the interworkings of my soul in mere words? I need to leave mystery for you and me to find out. I am not complete so I am unable to give you a complete analysis, but I'll start with the basics. My name is Matt Foley. I am 34 years old. I am thrice divorced, and I live in a VAN down by the RIVER! Somethin like that, but my name is Dain, I'm 23, never been married, and live in a basement. I study anthropology, thats humankind throuout all times and places. (watch the south park clip under "television" I think this came from a love for the past. I'm trying to put a balance to two verry turue rules: you learn from your mistakes, and history repeats itself. I figure that'll give my mind something to solve while I kinda do what I want. I was raised by school, tv, and hippies-turned yuppies. I was also "adopted" by a family of Tongans post-high school, and whom I attribute my passion for cultural anthropology origninates. I plan to retire in Tonga when I'm older. In the South Pacific and known as "the friendly islands," it is ideal. I have an inclination for learning, whatever it is. Most of the time, I find myself drowning in a wealth of useless knowledge, but learning none the less. I talk much less gramaticlly correct than I type, I was raised in the great state of Texas. So, don't get a english major schoolboy image in your head, which I am certainly not. First off, I hate grammar. Second, I smoke (like all the others, trying to quit), have tattoos, and dont conform. So, to sum up: I'm a young anthropologist trying to learn, eager to grow in every aspect. who is retireing in the South Pacific. OH, and I also like cars...particurlarily Mustangs. And extreme sports. Ive been skydiving and would also enjoy parasailing and bunjee jumping. Well, anything that takes me high off the ground, really fast, or risks my life...or all three.
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My Interests

Thrill seeking, fast cars, nice cars, hell, even a lot of junkers that have the potential of being nice, diffrent cultures, history, adreniline rushes, knowledge, tattoos, law, and of course, women. Many more, I'm sure, these are just the basics.

I'd like to meet:

Very rich and very generous people.

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Music:

I grew up on Dr. Dre's "The Chronic," and White Zombie's "Astro Creep 2000." So, obviously Ive had a wide range. Clint Black and Tim McGraw are good, and Garth Brooks is great, but that about concludes my country expierence. I got into Techno for a few years starting with Prodigy and depths include Space Girl, but the repetadiveness gets to me after a while. I love Swisha House, much luv to 50/50 twins, Chamillionaire, Flip, and the founder DJ SCREW (R.I.P.).

Movies:

Not into Disney but, other than that I pretty much enjoy all movis that dont put me to sleep.

Television:

This is the funniest scene south park has ever done!

Heroes:

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Posted by Ol' Irish Bastard on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 02:44:00 PST

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING GENDER BASED LINGO

40-ish................................49.Adventurous........ ................Slept with everyone.Athletic..............................No breasts.Average looking...................Moooo.Beautiful.........
Posted by Ol' Irish Bastard on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:35:00 PST

life

they say somebody has alreghty said it better, so here it is.   As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart ...
Posted by Ol' Irish Bastard on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:21:00 PST

you know it is...

You'll never understand about us two You'll never know what it takes to be me and you You can never love me the way I love you I know it seems crazy to say But I don't view love this way As much feeli...
Posted by Ol' Irish Bastard on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 03:48:00 PST

love element

Wow, for a 5 minitue survey, they really have things right.  All except last line, I think.   Your Love Element Is Earth http://images.blogthings.com/whatelementisyourlovequiz/earth .jp...
Posted by Ol' Irish Bastard on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:17:00 PST

The Lone Star State

Here are some little known Texas facts: Beaumont to El Paso: 742 miles Beaumont to Chicago: 770 miles El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas World's first rodeo was in Pecos... July ...
Posted by Ol' Irish Bastard on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 12:49:00 PST