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Ash Master Flex

I am here for Friends

About Me

Sometimes Im this obnoxious dorky sort of happy. sometimes Im incredibly morbid and think everybody is against me. Most the time, Im stuck in my brain thinking of all the great things I could be doing and instead of doing them, im thinking them. I'm always excited to find people who enjoy random adventures. I always try and be honest, sometimes after I say something though, I realize it wasn't. I love the older decades were women were such ladies and had such standards and style- but I am no lady- I burp, fart, pee on things, curse like a sailor, shovel food in my mouth,shave my legs twice a year, and always mismatch. I always try to not be judgemental, cuz you can really never tell what a person has been through, but sometimes, I like to make fun of people just for the hell of it. I think serious relationships are stupid distractions in life that only cause lies,blame,pain and heartache- but I still badly want to believe in love. and I love taking photos, check them out.

My Interests

I'll try almost anything at least once. ALMOST anything... sick bastards. Traveling. tattoos and piercings adventures

I'd like to meet:

Mostly, The Entire cast of Farscape.Dead: Salvador Dali,and my ancestorsAlive: Everybody

Music:

Music is one of the greatest things to ever happen. the list is infinite. I especially like to watch music happen.

Movies:

I hate movies cuz they distract us from our own lives. But Im a hipocrite and love to waste time watching them, getting distracted from my own problems. I like Interstate 60, grandmas boy, Empire Records, Hair, Hedwig, but Im a cheerleader, Juno, Resident Evil, Evil Dead, and a million others.

Television:

television is the worst thing ever. If we werent so busy wasting away in front of the television we might actually know, care, and do something about all the shit that is happening in this world. but instead we are too wrapped up in which celebrity is "trying to find love" or whatever bullshit that doesnt matter. Its just another distraction, and its not the meaning of family time. But I totally waste my time in front of the tv, I hella like to watch House, LA Ink, CSI, animal cops, and I feel almost ashamed to say I watched Tila Tequila and The Girls Next Door. maybe one day I will smash the tv and be free

Books:

I like HG Wells and Tamora Pierce. But I mostly just buy art books cuz i like looking at pictures.

Heroes:

John Lennon, until I found out he left his wife and child to be with Yoko, and then he cheated on Yoko, sorry but I can't idolize a man who would do that. wait, im not sorry. It will always be Salvador Dali. He was a brilliantly insane artist and an interesting character who surprisingly had class. and he loved Galla so much and stayed with her until she died, and after she died, he slowly died because he loved her so much.but then again, I dont personally know either of those guys, and therefore I will NOT idolize them.Its really easy to be a hero in my eyes.

My Blog

DeLancy History .3

From France to New York: Who was Etienne DeLancey? Etienne DeLancey was the only son of Jacques DeLancey and Margaret Bertrand and was the founder of the DeLancey family in America. The DeLancey famil...
Posted by Ash Master Flex on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:37:00 PST

DeLancy History .2

1734     Delancy, Janice, Lupton, Mary Jane, and Toth, Emily. THE CURSE: ACULTURAL HISTORY OF MENSTRUATION. New York: New American Library, 1976. Rev. ed. Urbana: University of Ill...
Posted by Ash Master Flex on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:59:00 PST

DeLancy History .1

The Delancy FAmily Cemetary, Jackson County, Mississippi HISTORY:  The history of the Delancey Family Cemetery can be interpreted from the US Census Records, Jackson County Land Deed Records, and...
Posted by Ash Master Flex on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:18:00 PST

New Years Pics *more added*

New years was spent like most of our weekends. Good way to end the year. I did some card tricks, stuck ciggs up my nose, sung loudly and obnoxiously Against me! lyrics with Jenny, made bead jewelry w...
Posted by Ash Master Flex on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:33:00 PST

So 2007 is coming

I think in 2005 I covered my eyes and ears alot. Put my head down, and worked when they told me to. too exhausted to argue. too exhausted to think. 2006 was definately the year I was released into the...
Posted by Ash Master Flex on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:22:00 PST

Rough Portfolio: HAIR!!

I cut her mohawk with the scissors on a swiss army knife... now thats punk as funk pink mohawk!Holly let me chop all her hair off and put green streaks in it.  preston did this on his own, but Iv...
Posted by Ash Master Flex on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:17:00 PST

The reason I keep a myspace

To share my paint creations.
Posted by Ash Master Flex on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:19:00 PST