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Leah Awesome

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. --Stokowski

About Me

I am me, I am everything I need to be.
Please ask yourself if you know me, before you add me, otherwise you are wasting your time...
I am proud that I have a vagina, so here is the most important part of life.....
vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuck pocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler (Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia (Aussie), Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie (China), Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken's tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog's mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, KNISH, her asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, JIZZ RECEPTICLE, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cooter, cream canal, poontang pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, tunnel of love, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of plenty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man's charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil's hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., stench trench, poon jab, nappy dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, cock pocket, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian's daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy's pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian's temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel's smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, cock curator, b.o.b.'s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, cock sock, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n' stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuck donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora's box,snail tracker, cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold

My Interests

I like dancing, and just having a good time.

I'd like to meet:

Just about anyone that has the same interest in fun as I do. That is, you must enjoy fun, and not be a hater.

Music:

Good music. Ska music. Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, Nice Rack, Aquabats, Suburban Legends, Bright Eyes, No Doubt, Maroon 5, Blink 182, Kane Hodder, Ben Folds, Sublime, The Sly Caps, Charlie Parker, Smash Mouth, Built to Spill, George Clinton, Save Ferris, Ashlee Simpson, Boys Night Out, Motion City Soundtrack, Josie and the Pussycats, Jason Webley, The Chords Make Headlines, The Presidents of the United States of America, Ruxton Towers, Cake, West of Waco, Flogging Molly, and thats all I can think of. Mostly I hear a band, and I like, and I have no idea who they are, thats why the list is smaller than it probably really is.

Movies:

I like thrillers, comedys, dramas, romantic comedys, kid movies, tv shows (on dvd only), cartoons, chick flicks, indie, foreign.... I can't think of any think else right now, but I love most of it. I do not like horror.

Television:

Lost, Project Runway, Ugly Betty, Weeds, The food channel, How its made, Mythbusters, America's Best Dance Crew, and the usual funny stuff that most twenty-somethings like.

Books:

I'm a nerd, I love LOTS of books. Some authors: Avi, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., J.R.R. Tolkein, J.K. Rowling, Tamora Pierce, Anne McCaffrey, Stephen Chbosky, and many many many more.
I also read a lot of womens empowerment books, and sex books. I love the book Cunt: A Declaration of Independence everyone ever needs to read this book.

My Blog

ha

Today I decided to go with the Bremelo mantra, "Why wear real pants, when you can wear sweat pants."Love, Me!
Posted by Leah Awesome on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:14:00 PST

Saffron

Today I found out my kitty is not a girl.  I have had this cat for over a year and a half, and she is a boy.  its weird.
Posted by Leah Awesome on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:00:00 PST

new mix cd

1. Bohemian Like You Dandy Warhols2. I Think I Love You Less Than Jake3. Move To Bremerton MXPX4. Hey There Delilah Plain White T's5. Let's Get It On Marvin Gaye6. I Want You To Want Me Letters To Cle...
Posted by Leah Awesome on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:19:00 PST

Against Me!

 Last night the show was so much fucking fun!I kinda liked the second band, was it River Boat Gamblers, and I like that our group of friends were the only ones dancing really, and fuck the bitche...
Posted by Leah Awesome on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:51:00 PST

new blog

I'm bored.  I'm not bored in this very instant, but I'm getting bored of life.I want to go swimming right now, why isn't it warn enough yet?  Stupid winter time.  I remember one year on...
Posted by Leah Awesome on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:35:00 PST

Last night

Last night was so much fun. Mark, Carl and I went to Seattle to go drinking and dancing. Last night I allowed myself to get pretty drunk for the first time in a while. Oh man, did I have fun dancing. ...
Posted by Leah Awesome on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:12:00 PST

brain juice

Well, I decided that I'm completely over this crush I had. I mean, I could never want someone who does drugs ALL the time. Somethings I can look past, but not to that extent. I'm still really excited ...
Posted by Leah Awesome on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:49:00 PST

piercings

here are the piercings i want:tongue-snake bites:next to both eyes:left eyebrow spiral:vertical between eyebrows:vertical nipples, and a vertical clitoral hood piercing, which I'm not putting pictures...
Posted by Leah Awesome on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:38:00 PST

Valentines day


Posted by Leah Awesome on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:57:00 PST

swimming is so much fun.

I'm so bad a blogging here.if you wanna know about me, check my LJ:vagxcore.livelournal.comIt is so pretty outside today, I wish I could go bike riding instead of working, but I gotta work.So many mor...
Posted by Leah Awesome on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:51:00 PST