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THE DaRkNeSs {TLS}

You'll Fall For Anything If You Don't Stand For Something

About Me

ALIL ABOUT MEH: What's goin on' everyone. My name's Geoffrey. Anyways I think I'm a pretty mixed up guy, not mentally though. I'm Black, Hawaiian, Spanish, and Phillipino (I'm your regular Heinz 57, or a mutt, whichever way you want to look at it). I stand a proud 5'8" and weight in at 161 lbs, so I'm not a huge guy, and I admit that at times I think I'm bigger than I am but that's okay because I'm more than capable of backing that mentality up. I'm pretty much a social/stylist chameleon: I hang out with all sorts of different types of people from skaters to preps, gangstas to church-goers, rockers to rednecks, and people of all differents shapes, shades and colors. I think my style stands up and apart, I dress pretty much the way I want to. Depends on how I'm feeling that day. I absolutely NEED laughter in my life. My friends and I love joking around and shooting the shit. But I also like to have an intelligent conversation once in a while. That's another thing I can say about my friends, while we like to joke and jest, we're all pretty smart. I can't stand people who have the intelligence of a bucket of shrimp. I don't like monotone people or people who think that they're right all the time. I detest stupidity, and what bugs me even more than that is people who DON'T know what they're talking about but insist that they're right. I'm not too proud to admit that I'm wrong. I like learning new things and sharing them with people, even if it is a random fact. For example, did you know that a pig's orgasm last 30 minutes? Or that a lion fucks for 30 seconds, every 17 minutes, for 18 hours a day? That's some shit right there. Don't worry my line of information doesn't all concentrate on trivial sex facts. ^_^ Or does it? heh, talk to me and you'll find out. Anyways I love having fun whether its throwing firecrackers out of the car window at around 45-60 miles an hour, playing video games, battling it out on the dance floor, going line for line with jokes with someone, or just hanging out with good friends . I'm an open minded kinda guy who'll try anything once. Well...ALMOST anything, there's some weird shit out there that definately triggers the big neon sign in my brain that screams "Oh Fuck No." Child molesters should have their genitals burned off with an iron. Dave Chapelle is the funniest comedian out right now, and is actually pretty intelligent (despite the whole going to Africa for rehab thing). Fish have got to be the most boring pets ever, but they're also very soothing and calming to have...and good to eat too. ^_^ Sometimes when my parents go out've town I fry up my mom's goldfish and just tell her that they died while she was away...hahaha, I'm totally joking about that. That's just gross. Anyways, I think they're way more to me than can ever be described even in a biography about me so I'll stop before I start rambling...aw shit...looks like I already did. Anyways if you want to know more or get to know me better feel free to get at me. I'm always down to meet new people. Much luv y'all!P.s. I've got AIM! yaaaay! screenname: JimmiHazzard
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My Interests

Here we go. Music, being sarcastic,movies, sports (especially basketball), joking around, skateboarding, shopping, chillin back with good friends, good food, being drug free, parties, cars, computers, art, learning new things, cooking, meeting new people...yah...pretty much anything.Oh and I forgot to add one huge thing...dancing! Good music + people who can dance makes for a helluva time.

I'd like to meet:

King Kamehameha, The Pillsbury DoughBoy, Will Smith, Wynton Marsellis, Alicia Keys, Denzel Washington, Alfonso Ribiaro (Carlton), Jamie Foxx, Dr. Dolittle, Ludacris, Amerie, Jessica Alba, Jessica Rabbit, Halle Berry, and the late Martin Luther King. I'm aware that a few of those people are fictional but one, if they were real or I were fictional I'd like to meet them. And two, fuck you if you don't have a sense of humor. ^_^
As far as the girl of my dreams...yah...let's not go there. There's someone out there for everyone, its just a matter of time before fate brings them together.
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Music:

Music is a big thing for me. I love all types...hm...well....i don't love polka but i don't hate it. that's just weird music to me. I pretty much listen to anything but at this point in my life I'm kinda going through some things so I find I mostly relate to ROCK!

Movies:

Stomp the Yard & You Got Served, crappy movies but the dancing makes up for it. Harlem Nights, The Longest Yard, Smokin' Aces, Waiting, Shooter, The Beveryly Hills Cop series, Ray, The Family Guy movie, Batman Begins. I Am Legend. Grandma's Boy. 300. I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry.

Television:

"It seems today, that all ya see, is violence in movies, and sex on tv. But where are those good ol' fasion values...on which we used to rely! Welcome to the Family Guy!" ....uh...damn, I forgot the rest of the song. But yeah, if you can't tell....Family Guy is my favorite show on tv. Sweeeet. Hahaha, but Robot Chicken and Hero's definately hold a candle as well.

Books:

Ender's Game. The Silence of the Lamb series. The Lion's Game. The Lord of the Ring series. The Harry Potter series. The Golden Compass, and the Subtle Knife.

Heroes:

My father Frederick Lee Howard, who is living proof that great and wonderful things can happen as long as you stay positive and work hard. My brother Anjelo who despite events that made his life take a turn for the worse, still maintains an upbeat and positive spirit! Also my loving and beautiful sister Leilani!!!

My Blog

Fake it

do the world a favor and stop wasting oxygen. ^_^ that'd be wonderful thank you. in case you don't get it...i'm asking you to politely DIE fucker. kinda gettin fed up wit fake ass people. maybe its th...
Posted by THE DaRkNeSs {TLS} on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:10:00 PST

My Brother Chris

Chris Hoffman, you are the brother i've always wanted. You've been there for me throughout the good times and bad times. You've supported me in my best and brightest moments, and shown me light when I...
Posted by THE DaRkNeSs {TLS} on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:04:00 PST

Get Your Own Life

Okay kids, its bad enough that rumors circulate during high school at the rate of a wild fire through dry grass. Now when a person (like me) has been graduated and gone for 5 years now is still affect...
Posted by THE DaRkNeSs {TLS} on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:28:00 PST

Expiration Date?

Lately I've been waking up with a feeling of relief mixed with fear. Why? Well, because I can't  shake the feeling that my time has become extremely limited. I don't know what it means. It could ...
Posted by THE DaRkNeSs {TLS} on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 04:47:00 PST

Destination...Boot Camp?

Everyone needs direction in their lives, some more or less than others. Not necesarily structure, but direction. The knowledge that they are working or moving towards a goal. Myself...I'm not sure whe...
Posted by THE DaRkNeSs {TLS} on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:34:00 PST

Save me...

So I've made a decision that changes the way my life is lived. I believe its for the right reasons. So then why is it so hard? Why, if my head knows its right, does my heart tell me to just back down ...
Posted by THE DaRkNeSs {TLS} on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:03:00 PST

Stupid fuck

Well last night I went to a party at the Panda Inn. A girl was having a birthday party there and my homegurl invited me and told me it was gonna be crackin. They had a good mix of old school and new h...
Posted by THE DaRkNeSs {TLS} on Sat, 19 May 2007 11:33:00 PST

Love is Hard

I don't feel like talking. To anyone. It's not that I'm mad or upset or sad or happy or anything like that. I'm just blah. You ever get like that? Just blah? Yeah, well that'd be me right about now. I...
Posted by THE DaRkNeSs {TLS} on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 12:19:00 PST

Respect Mah Shit

The saying goes "You have to give respect to get respect." There's no other way of looking at it, that saying is true...bottom line. Respect is one of the most overlooked things in today's society. I ...
Posted by THE DaRkNeSs {TLS} on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:25:00 PST

Stuck on Someone

So I have a question: Why do people trip out about ex-boyfriends/girlfriends getting with someone else? To add more to my question: Why do people trip when they hear things about their ex when it come...
Posted by THE DaRkNeSs {TLS} on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:14:00 PST