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Imaginary Friend

By your side, or behind you.

About Me

There's not much to say that you don't already know.

My Interests

Hanging around, Tea Parties, Pooping in corners, Writing, drawing, and coloring on walls with crayons and/or marker, Playing with matches, Scratching pretty patterns into the paint of the family car, Torturing the family cat or dog, And anything else you might imagine me doing.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone, though I'm rather shy of parents.

Music:

Sometimes we make up music together, sure. Our own special songs, just between you and me.

Movies:

I've been on the set of many motion pictures as well as Independent Films. There are a few of the higher maintenance stars who certainly realize my potential on and off set. But, that's Hollywood.

Television:

Joan Rivers. Tucker Carlson. Must I go on?

Books:

I don't read, unless you want me to.

Heroes:

Rick Mayall, The Invisible Man, Pam Anderson's boobies. (Yes, I know they're not real, sillies.)