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Sami spasmolytic.â„¢

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About Me


i'm so
industrial that
i shave with
a chainsaw.
i.Sami is my name. Spell it right, or I will kill you. Or not. But really, spell it right.
ii. → I am eighteen. Hear me roar.
iii. → i am in love.
iv. → I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing with my life right now.
v. → I like my hair strange colors. I've had just about every color, including naturals and every colour of the rainbow. :]
vi. → I repeat things a lot. I have an awful memory and I forget who I tell things to and often end up repeating myself and/or forgetting to tell someone something. :P
vii. → I'm a very big fan of electronic & industrial music. Think :Wumpscut: and SKINNY PUPPY, and KMFDM, etc. Skinny Puppy is my favorite band. Ever. I even have a Skinny Puppy tattoo. :]
viii. → I am very much straight. Hello, boys. ♥ -waves-
ix. → I am something of an artist. Secretly lusting to be in the musical world.
x. → I fucking love tea.
xi. → My zodiac is cancer. What's your sign? ;D
xii. → I love hugs. :] ...from not creepy kids.
xii.I stretch my ears. I like them. I think they're hot. I hate when people ask me to take them out, then proceed to freak out because they think they're gross. I don't mind taking them out to show you, but they are not gross. Currently at 5/8.
xiii.I'm socially retarded. & ridiculously awkward in person ...but, still pretty awesome when you get to know me.
xiv. → I am in love with dark chocolate. remember that. Or Kinder chocolate. Ha; they're from Germany, but you can get them in like, Shoprite.
xv. → I'm an Atheist. I don't really give a shit about your religion.
xvi. → Did I mention I fucking love skinny puppy??
xvii.across the universe was one of those most amazing movies I've ever seen.
xviii. → I'm friendly as much as possible. Although, I can be malicious if need be.
xix. → I had to ask at least five people what nineteen was in roman numerals.
xx. → I love odd movies, occasionally a foreign film, and just weird things in general. My favorite movies include Requiem for a Dream, Fight Club, Thumbsucker, Across the Universe, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, A Clockwork Orange, Pi, Life Aquatic, and The Lion King.
xxi. → I enjoy talking to people, and sitting at diners. Join me, wont you?
<[/b>from kevuu.]xxii. → I used to be an astronaut! (it's true.)
xxiii. → I am a little crazy sometimes. Watch oot.
xxiv. → I spend all my money on concerts, food and earrings.
xxv. → I sort of know German. But I forgot most of it.
xxvi. → I'm a huge fan of film festival movies. & movie nights and cuddlefests in general.
xxvii. → I drive a PT Cruiser. It's cute/ugly. D: I have mixed feelings about it. It's been in two accidents. :<[br />
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I don't like;
i. → Obnoxious & immature people. Of any kind. Those people who know they are being annoying. Kill yourselves.
ii. → Fake, superficial people. Tools. People who change to fit the people/place around them.
iii. → Being single. D:
iv. → Being social because I am terribly awkward.
v. → Not having money and/or making other people pay for me. & being in debt. D:
vi.Drugs. Enough said.
vii. → Excessive html, layouts on myspace or anything that takes longer than three seconds to load. It's so unnecessary. Come on folks, mine's plain and simple. A little fancy, but nothing that'll cause my computer to kick the fucking bucket.
viii.Girls. Enough said. We're vile, vile creatures sometimes. Except for me.
ix.Boys, in general. Some are nice, until they fuck you over. kthnxbye. But you're so cute. I can't resist.
x. → People with accents I can't understand. Seriously, you make me want to rip out my ear drums. I get frustrated easily.
xi. → Being ignored.
xii. → Music with bad vocals. Like, Arch Enemy, Slayer, & the Deftones. It's so terrible. While the band may be amazing musicians, they're not going to be noticed when you sound like you've got a mac truck to the throat.
xiii. → Bad movies. Horrible music. Stupid meaningless crap.
xiv. → The Dentist. D:
xv.Cops. Especially those who pull me over when i'm obviously having the worst week ever. D:
xvi. → Car accidents. :[ My poor PT. :[
xvii. → ROCKS. :<[br />
So, hi. My name is Sami. & ridiculous is my middle name.
leave me a fuckin' comment .
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My Interests

→ "Stuff."
→ Texting. → industrial. → depeche fucking mode. → sewing.
→ kisses.

I'd like to meet:

→[I'm going to marry]Nivek Ogre of Skinny Puppy.
→ cEvin Key of Skinny Puppy.
→ Brian Molko of Placebo.
→ Trent Reznor of NIN.
→ Genesis P-Orridge. → Ronan Harris of VNV Nation.
→ Tim Burton.
→ Sascha Mario Klein of Neuroticfish.
→ Andy Laplegua of Icon of Coil/Combichrist/Panzer AG.
→ Marilyn Manson.
→ Rudy Ratzinger of :Wumpscut:.
→ Jared Leto.
→ Matt Bellamy of Muse.
→ David Gahan of Depeche Mode.
→ Martin Gore of Depeche Mode.
→ Sascha Konietzko, or Käpt'n K of KMFDM.
→ Johnny Depp.
→ Dani Filth of Cradle of Filth.
→ Shaun Morgan of Seether. [again] → Jussi69 of the 69 Eyes.
→ Jyrki69 of the 69 Eyes.

These people are dead, but I want to meet them in the afterlife;
→ Nietzsche.
Andy Warhol. → Buddy Holly. → Dali. → DaVinci. → Mozart. → Kurt Cobain of Nirvana.



sanitized;

wash your hands and feel it;

the dirt is down the drain. enough. :]

Contact Sami!!
I talk sometimes.

aim sn. all suffocation

email: [email protected]
links; my deviant art.
my sorta webcomic.

Music:

→ 666
The 69 Eyes [1x]
→ AFI → Alkaline Trio
→ The All American Rejects → Anti-Mechanism → Apocalyptica [1x Berlin]
→ Apoptygma Bezerk → Assemblage 23
→ Audioslave
→ Audra → Bauhaus
→ The Beatles
→ Bella Morte [4x]
→ Blaqk Audio [1x] → Bright Eyes
→ Buddy Holly
→ Bush → The Calling → Combichrist [1x]
Cradle of Filth [5x]
→ Creed
→ The Crüxshadows
→ Dark New Day
→ The Dandy Warhols → Danzig
→ Das Ich
→ Deadsy
→ Depeche Mode → Dimmu Borgir
Divinity Destroyed [3x]
→ DJ Tiesto
→ Dope Stars Inc
→ Eisbrecher → Elvis
→ Fischerspooner
→ Fort Minor → Freezepop
→ Garbage → Godsmack
→ Gorillaz
→ Gwar [1x]
→ Haujobb
→ HIM
→ The Hush Sound → Icon of Coil
→ Imperative Reaction [3x]
→ Incubus
→ John Mellencamp
→ Jem
→ Juno Reactor
→ Kelly Clarkson
→ Kidneythieves
→ The Killers
→ Kill Hannah
→ KMFDM → KoRn
→ Led Zeppelin
→ Lifehouse
→ Linkin Park
→ Marilyn Manson
Mindless Self Indulgence [1x]
→ Misfits [1x]
→ Moby
→ Mudvayne
→ Muse
→ Mushroomhead [1x]
→ Neuroticfish
→ Nine Inch Nails
→ Nirvana
→ OhGr
→ Orgy
Otep [3x]
→ Pay TV
→ A Perfect Circle
→ Pitchshifter
→ Placebo
→ The Postal Service
→ The Prodigy
→ Project Pitchfork
→ Psyclon Nine → PT Grimm
→ Queen
→ Radiohead
Rammstein [1x berlin]
→ The Rasmus
→ Red Hot Chili Peppers
→ Reliant K
→ Rhapsody → Rob Zombie
→ Rise Against
→ Seabound
→ Scare Bears
Seether [1x]
→ Shakira
→ She Wants Revenge
→ Siouxsie and the Banshees
→ ♥ Skinny Puppy :] [1x]
→ Soundgarden
→ Spineshank
Static-X [1x]
→ Symmetry Breaking [a lotx]
→ System of a Down
→ Taproot
→ Three Days Grace
→ Thornley
→ Tool
→ Type O Negative [2x]
→ Vains of Jenna [1x]
→ Velvet Revolver
→ Veruca Salt
→ The Vines
→ VNV Nation
→ Voltaire [1x]
→ :Wumpscut:
→ Zeromancer

Movies:

In no particular order.

A Clockwork Orange.
→ Across the Universe.
→ The Lion King.
Requiem For a Dream.
→ Party Monster.
Fight Club.
→ Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
→ Under the Tuscan Sun.
→ Chronicles of Riddick.
→ Silence of the Lambs.
→ Red Dragon.
→ Interview with the Vampire.
→ House of 1000 Corpses.
→ Dream Catcher.
→ The Butterfly Effect.
→ Victor/Victoria.
→ Everything is Illuminated.
→ Resident Evil 1 & 2.
→ Underworld 1 & 2.
V For Vendetta.
→ Little Miss Sunshine.
→ Life Aquatic.
→ Thumbsucker. → Magnolia.
The Science of Sleep.
→ I heart huckabees.
→ I Shot Andy Warhol.
→ Pi.

Television:

→ Food Network.
→ HGTV.
→ Discovery.
→ TLC.
→ Comedy Central.
→ Cartoon Network.

Specifics:
→ Top Chef.
→ Project Runway.
→ Heroes.
→ Iron Chef.
→ That's Clever!
→ Old School looney toons.
→ old school Scooby Doo.

Books:

→ Fight Club.
→ Fear & Loathing.
→ Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
→ A Perfect Evil.
→ The Outsiders.
→ A Clockwork Orange.
The Perks of being a Wallflower.
→ The Hork-Bajir Chronicles.

Heroes:

→ ♥ ←

What the fuck, Sami.

Status:nein.
Current favorite song: 'jarhand' - immaculate machine.
Sexually: Frustrated? Er, I mean, Straight. Seriously.
Hometown: mount olive!
Body type: sortaskinnylike. i guess. ♥
Ethnicity: Creepy Pale.
Religion: Atheist.
Current Hair Color: RAINBOW.
Random: sprite is delicious.
Latest [real] concert attended: BLACKSUN FESTIVAL.
Currently: bright.
Job: serial killer. traveling fetus tree salesmen.
Kill Count: 109,001.

My Blog

enjoy the silence;

Again, it's been a while.This time, without the time to think straight at all.I can't even stand being in school for a full week. It kills me.I just want to get the fuck out of here, away from these f...
Posted by Sami spasmolytic." on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:34:00 PST

I've had a lot time to think.

It's been a while.I have not been to Jon's grave, or memorial since before the wake.I don't feel like a terrible person, and I'm sure some would agree or disagree. I'm too emotional as is, and with a...
Posted by Sami spasmolytic." on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:11:00 PST

RIP - Jon Klug.

Drop your fucking pride and cry your eyes out for once.We all did.The past four days.Tears running down our cheeks, latching to eachother in the cold, crying for him to come home.No money left, and e...
Posted by Sami spasmolytic." on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:50:00 PST

Dear myspace.

people.Some people leave.Some people leave you.Some people leave you heartbroken.Some people leave you in confusion.Some people leave you alone.Some people leave a bitter taste.Some people leave their...
Posted by Sami spasmolytic." on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:22:00 PST

Spelling lessons, part 1.

Okay, 'm not just pointing fingers, 'cos apparently like, two people can spell my name right. I don't know about the rest of you, but...fucking hell, i'm getting sick of seeing sammi, sammie, samme......
Posted by Sami spasmolytic." on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 07:06:00 PST