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Cunning Linguist

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About Me

The History Of Marijuana In The U.S. Now in "Scary Cherry" and "Woody Harrelson" Flavors! (NO "SCARY CHERRY") MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I use pencil. Pens piss me off. Commin' at you with the threat of perfection. Ease up lil' buddy. Why so tense?
You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way!

I'd like to meet:

You & ...reading is sexy

Music:

Sublime, Slightly Stoopid, Blind Melon, Spin Doctors, Incubus, The Ziggens, Common Rider, Operation Ivy, The Police, Talking Heads, Matisyahu, Luciano, Burning Spear, Jimmy Cliff, Inner Circle, Toot & The Maytals, Ziggy Marley, Bob Marley, Ky-Mani Marley, Stephen Marley, The Specials, Fishbone, Suicide Machines, Less Than Jake, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Reel Big Fish, Sonny Rollins, Miles Davis, Thelonius Monk, John Coltrane, Delfonics, Stylistics, Otis Redding, The Isley Brothers, A Tribe Called Quest, Outkast, De La Soul, Ludacris, Wu-Tang, Suga Free, Dead Prez, Pharcyde, Cypress Hill, Audible Prophets, Digable Planets, 8-bit, Insane Clown Posse, Hed P.E., System of a Dwon, Boy Hits Car, Rage Against the Machine, Pearl Jam, Oasis, White Stripes, Cake, The Strokes, Presidents of the United States, Stone Temple Pilots, Hot Hot Heat, The Stooges, The Adicts, The Vandals, The Misfits, Dead Kennedys, Suicidal Tendencies, Cannibal Corpse, Hatebreed, Rammstein, Tomahawk, Slayer, Motorhead, Gwar, Pantera, Metallica, White Zombie, Slipknot, Bauhaus, Nine Inch Nails, T00L, Fantomas, Pink Floyd, The Mars Volta, Caesura, deftones, Smashing Poopkins, Black Sabbath, Frank Zappa, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Jane's Addiction, Mindless Self Indulgence, Prodigy, Mr. Bungle, Dog Fashion Disco, Hella, Nuclear Rabbit, Horse The Band, The Advantage, Queens of the Stone Age, Holy Mackarel, Primus, Colonel Claypool's Flying Frog Brigade, Les Claypool & The Fancy Band, Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains, Peeping Tom, Lovage, Gnarls Barkley, Parliment Funkadelic, Sly & The Family Stone, Gorillaz, Zap & Rogers, James Brown, Brand New Heavies, Herbie Hancock, Mc5, Dave Matthews Band, Keller Williams, Ben Harper, The Allman Brothers, Santana, Band of Gypsies, Grateful Dead, Bela Fleck, Victor Wooten, Phish, Van Morrison, Nick Drake, Arlo Gutherie, Simon & Garfunkel, Bob Dylan, Cranford Nix, The Malakas, The Outlaws, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Beck, The Shins, Modest Mouse, The Beatles, Tenacious D, Cream, Boston, The Doors, Rush, Yes, Led Zeppelin, The Steve Miller Band, and Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky...Fin.

Movies:

STEPHEN CHOW, Point Break, Crash, Fellini Satyrco, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Grandma's Boy, Where The Buffalo Roam, Wag The Dog, Natural Born Killers, Fight Club, Stanley Kubrick Films, The Wall, SLC Punk, Porn, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, What Dreams May Come, The Labrynth, 12 Monkies, the Matrix and her sequels, Steal This Movie, Quentin Tarantino Films, The Big Lebowski, Tim Burton Films, Jesus' Son, The Usual Suspects, Bongwater, Bio-Dome, Sin City, The Doors, Wonderland, The Secret Lives Of Alter Boys, Kevin Smith Films, The Cheech & Chong Flicks, I 3 Huckabees, Martin Scorsese Films, Steal This Movie, Forest Gump, 40 Year Old Virgin, 4 Rooms, The Sandlot, Trainspotting...I'm startin to draw a blank.

Television:

WONDER SHOWZEN

Books:

I had a list here...let's just say I enjoi literature.

My Blog

My $100,000 Challenge to YOU.

CANNABIS/HEMP/MARIJUANA was the NUMBER ONE annually renewable natural resource for 80ll paper, fiber, textiles and fuel, from 6,000 years ago until about 125 years ago. Furthermore, it was used for 5 ...
Posted by Cunning Linguist on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 08:31:00 PST

You know who you are...

Lips slightly parted, trying desperatly to stay together at the seems. Gazing from muddy eyes, lost in yourself. I'm lost in you. Neon signs promising molten relapse. Uncertainty realized in a smirk. ...
Posted by Cunning Linguist on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:18:00 PST

HAIKU BITCHES...add your own

All we really need, is to no longer have need. SLEEP, FUCK, DIE HAPPY...
Posted by Cunning Linguist on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:33:00 PST

Rants from the Castle

Those bastids never let me have any fun.  I'm in a writing mood with a dying pen.  Aimless.  Time spanned.  No time for blooming.  Take her as she cums.  Over exposure an...
Posted by Cunning Linguist on Sun, 21 May 2006 09:12:00 PST

The Ecstacy

"The Loves" by OvidBook Oneline V 1-26Hot noon, and I was lying on my bed,The window halfway open, and the lightThe way it is in the woods, when the sun has fledAfter the day, before the coming night,...
Posted by Cunning Linguist on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:07:00 PST