Bottoms Up [tastefully placed body art]

About Me

I'm a proud Texan. I can find my own G Spot! I have traveled and lived throughout the US. I have visited Europe. I consider myself a liberal conservative. I know how to sight a gun. I can pitch a tent and survive in the wilderness for five days. I can sail a boat. I wear steel toe boots all day and six inch stilettos all night. I've been told I'm a lady and a bitch in the same sentence. I've learned the greatest spiritual gift- Saying Goodbye. I have recently re-relocated to Austin Texas(third timer). I'm a Mom and I'm totally in love with my children. I have a really nice career making grown men be safe on construction sites. I wake up each morning breathing- yeah, its a gift. I'm vulnerable. I can make my body fit perfectly against yours. Even when I loose, I win too. There are those I miss dearly and love completely and you know who you are. I'm here to meet fellow bloggers, keep in touch with family, and meet interesting characters. If your interesting maybe we'll correspond. Once you've had a taste you'll be back for more. Once your in my heart your there forever. I'm a total bad ass.....and you are too if you read all of this.
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My Interests

Being Socially Responsible, Conspiracy Theories, Political Climatology, Bull Fights on Acid, Skinny Skiing, Tasteful Erotica, Art and Dark Emotions.

I'd like to meet:

Friends, harmless freaks, neurotics, and Jesus.

Music:

I am an Audio Ho. I listen to everything that's good. Support your local live music scene! I live in the ATX where we have the best musicians around and every type of genre available....... . Yes it is a Music Lover's Paradise. I have some great local bands on my friends list, check them out!

Movies:

The romantic comedy....some foreign films, David Lynch and Robert Rodriguez movies, Quentin Terintino and anything with Will Ferrel. Who doesn't totally love Borat? I know I do.

Television:

They call it the boob tube for a reason! Unplug yourself and read, develop meaningful relationships, or volunteer yourself. Society is a terrible mess! Four thousand children die every hour from starvation.

Books:

Anais Nin, Hunter S. Thompson, Orwell (Down and out in Paris and London), Tom Robbins (Skinny Legs and All), Eckart Toll, and the Dalai Lama, Angela's Ashes was a great book, Viktor Frankl. Anne Rice Sleeping Beauty Trilogies and the Vampire Chronicles.

Heroes:

Women Bastardized throughout History, the Socially Responsible, Josephine Baker, Willie Nelson, and ME!