japanese. |
so this guy comes up to me at the bar tonight. this is how the conversation went:guy: "let me guess....japanese."me: "what's japanese?"guy: "you're not japanese?"me: "no."guy: "oh. filipino?"me: "no."...
Posted by ting on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:24:00 PST |
nobody else thinks this is funny |
p.s. you should see my impression of this....
Posted by ting on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:29:00 PST |
300 |
(A movie review by Neill Cumpston) I just saw a movie that'll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It's called 300. I don't know what the t...
Posted by ting on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:32:00 PST |
parents |
my hero and best friendandwas always and will always be the best man in my life...
Posted by ting on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:39:00 PST |
poets should get as much play as rap stars |
Beneath My Handsby Leonard CohenBeneath my handsyour small breastsare the upturned belliesof breathing fallen sparrows.Wherever you moveI hear the sounds of closing wingsof falling wings.I am speechle...
Posted by ting on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:32:00 PST |
i don't know why |
but i find this really funny
Posted by ting on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:55:00 PST |
prints |
Last night I dreamt that you were peeling a pear, slowly, the green ribbon of skin unwinding and twirling in the air like a small ballerina. You smiled, lips wide, fingers splayed out to of...
Posted by ting on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:02:00 PST |
oh, clive. |
i would lick peanut butter out from between this man's toes if he told me that it turned him on.
Posted by ting on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:36:00 PST |
making love on top of books |
Italo Calvino comparing lovemaking to reading:Lovers' reading of each other's bodies (of that concentrate of mind and body which lovers use to go to bed together) differs from the reading of written p...
Posted by ting on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:38:00 PST |
ridiculous |
Sabr3f: there is a quarter on my floor as theskyfell in: thanks for telling me Sabr3f: just keepin u informed Sabr3f: lettin u kno whats on the floor over here Sabr3f: its right next to the dead model...
Posted by ting on Wed, 10 May 2006 10:02:00 PST |
