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Anyone who can block for the Steelers. Seriously, that's a Super Bowl team with a high school offensive line.
Lucero, Ryan Adams, Whiskeytown, Johnny Cash, Drive-By Truckers, the Pogues, Neko Case, Gillian Welch, My Morning Jacket, the Replacements, Old Crow Medicine Show, Elton John, Sun Kil Moon, the Rolling Stones, Tom Waits, Rilo Kiley, the National, Howlin' Rain, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Sigur Ros, the Band, Van Morrison, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, the Hold Steady
Fight Club, Monty Python's the Holy Grail, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Lost In Translation, Walk the Line, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Almost Famous, Supertroopers, From Dusk Til Dawn, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, 28 Days Later, No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Children of Men, City of God, The Sting, Slapshot, Kill Bill, Dr. Strangelove, 300, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fever Pitch, Jaws, Wet Hot American Summer, Juno, Lars and the Real Girl, George Romero's Dead movies, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Unforgiven, The Last of the Mohicans, In the Name of the Father, everything by the Coen Brothers
Simpsons, Futurama, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Survivorman, Jericho, The Sopranos, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Frisky Dingo, Metalocalypse, No Reservations
Chuck Palahniuk, Edgar Allan Poe, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams, Catch 22 by Joseph Heller, The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, Moby-Dick by Herman Melville, Life of Pi by Yann Martel, House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski, World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War and The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser, Watchmen by Alan Moore and David Gibbons, The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien, Charles Seife, No Country For Old Men by Cormac McCarthy, various boring history books, any and all Calvin and Hobbes books