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Barry

Sideprojects. You can never have too many.

About Me

All I want to do is work on creative projects that make people inspired. My favorite food is the Tuna Melt. It tastes great, contains a good amount of protien, and is pretty cheap. Here are the latest videos:..

My Interests

Film/video directing and writing. Wakeboarding. Technology. Collecting gawdy watches (especially Jesus watches). Snowboarding, Watching skate/snowboard/wakeboard videos, a sexy woman who is humble (you know who you are), People with good fashion sense, Saving money & Investing, Writing, Being up to date with gadgets, fooling around in unconventional places, would like to have time later in life to travel more and make sure the family is taken care of.

I'd like to meet:

Weird Al Yankovich... he is a bit too whacky for me to actually hit the party with, but I tell ya, I think he's got good ideas and it'd be cool to pre-party and brainstorm.

Music:

Always Changing but...Pharell Williams (N.E.R.D & The Neptunes,) Strokes, Kings of Leon, Weezer, Jay-Z, Shins, Tahiti 80, Zoot Woman, Chromeo, Pinback, Interpol, Air, Kings of Convenience, Hall & Oats, !!!, Cut Copy, Moving Units, Mylo, Avalanches, DJ Shadow, Ratatat, Death From Above, lil' wayne, young buck, 50, and many more, including plenty of random myspace artists that I have only heard 0ne or two songs for.

Movies:

Rushmore, City of God, Children of men, Casino, The Royal Tenenbaums, Groundhog Day, Being John Malkovich, Sneakers, Good Fellas, Shaun of the Dead, Gladiator, Exorcist, Napoleon Dynamite, American Beauty, Thumbsucker, Belly, etc.

Television:

Youtube, Curb, Cribs, Simpsons, Daily Show, Ali G, Dave Chapelle, Seinfeld, Entourage, Howard Stern on-demand, Fox Fuel, The Dog whisperer, Mad Money, liked the white rapper show the other night.

Books:

The Millionaire Next Door, Richest Man in Babylon, Canonball Simp, The Long Tail

Heroes:

Mom, Steve, Louisita, Addey... Not-Quite-Heroes [Still people to look up to] Jay-Z, Chad Muska, David Fincher, Steve Jobs, Bill & Melinda Gates, Warren Buffett,

My Blog

CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND IN THIS PURSE!!!

Totally true story... I was on my way back from a comedy show in Austin with some friends when I saw a purse on the ground. It was on the other side of a fence. Not one to pass up on free money, I g...
Posted by Barry on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:21:00 PST

BRAND NEW SILK ROBE!!

Today my dad gave me a really dapper smoking jacket once owned by a prominent judge in town by the name C.A. Smart.  The jacket is deep purple silk with a faint spider web pattern.  I wore i...
Posted by Barry on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:48:00 PST

SHAVING MY DAD'S EYE LASHES... NOT KIDDING!

"I really need your help with something that I just can't do myself,"  my dad said this morning as I was finishing up my cookie crisp cereal.  "Sure," I replied, thinking it was something on...
Posted by Barry on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:34:00 PST

94 YEAR OLD WOMAN STRUGGLES TO UNDERSTAND

Yesterday evening my dad and I [ex step dad that is] gave my 94-year old grandma the simplest DVD player on the market.  She was very excited.  "Oh my goodness how wonderful," she said....
Posted by Barry on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:19:00 PST

GIGANTIC PENIS - I WAS ASKED TO MOVE AWAY

A couple weeks back [Dec 2nd] I went to the BKLYN museum with my friends. There was an awesome exhibit for an artist Ron Mueck. He makes statues of people that look so real you actually get a weird ...
Posted by Barry on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:22:00 PST

EAT MORE, SPEND MORE, WORK MORE?

I made a commitment today... I went to the drug store and bought a full gallon of milk. This is step one in my plan to eat breakfast every morning. It will likely also mean I will eat a dinner every...
Posted by Barry on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:37:00 PST

I KILLED A HOMELESS MAN TODAY.

I think I killed a homeless man on the subway this evening. Here's how it went down:I had just finished up a dinner party at friend's place. My roommate Dax and I went down into the subway and sat o...
Posted by Barry on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:17:00 PST

WEEKENDS ARE NOT FOR PARTYING.

If I were to pull my pants up, finish my drink, and pry myself away from my computer and out of my front door to the subway, I would likely turn around about 3 blocks down. The thought of strolling i...
Posted by Barry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PROCRASTINATING

What the fuck is wrong with me. I should be writing shit or doing something productive. I wish I was dead. Actually I wish I was able to stop browsing the net so I could do something worthwhile. T...
Posted by Barry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST