SEX CRED WITH DR RUTH!! WOO HOO!!..Paddling down along a long wild amazonian river in my birch bark canoe.Look left, look right.My belly aches from whiskey.Look left again.A shadow whisks through the trees. "Alas," I think to myself. "Twas but a harmless snake fetching its prey."Look to the right.My heart jumps and tremors with fear, for yet again, the trees eerily dance along the banks.Rustle. Rustle. Rustle."Caw" .. utters the lonely exotic bird. Echoeing the lonely fear in my heart.Caw. Caw. Caw.And into the center of that lonely pit -- ATTACK!An arrow grazes my ear, and disappears into the water.My fear is becoming paralyzing. Who are these assailants? Who could these enemies be?
TBC.
BTW
Did you know that Robert did a forensics speech in 7th grade about how to play French Horn?
Fantastic.
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