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JLP

Welcome to a piece of my life

About Me

Mild mannered low-level government flunky by day...and no different by night, I've landed a gig in not one, but two (2) cities. Wow, working full time for The Man and still no health care. Lame.
*New Pics*
Name: Jose Luis Perez.
Birthday: March 18, 1982.
Birthplace: Northridge, CA.
Current Location: Chula Vista.
Eye Color: Brown.
Hair Color: Black.
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right.
Your Heritage: Latino. (1/2 Mexican, 1/2 El Salvadorian)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Suede.
Your Weakness: Trying to please everyone.
Your Fears: Moving too fast emotionally.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and Ground Beef.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Stupid alarm.
Your Best Physical Feature: My smile.
Your Bedtime: Btwn 11:30pm and 12:00 am.
Your Most Missed Memory: My old backyard.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds. (I've worked in a Burger King. Gross.)
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on the toppings available.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee with cream.
Do you Smoke: Sometimes. Socially.
Do you Swear: Too often...
Do you Sing: In the shower.
Do you Shower Daily: Da F*@k? Do dirt showers count?
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that.
Do you want to get Married: Maybe.
Do you belive in yourself: I've been known to disappoint myself a time or two, but mostly yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: Recently, yes. I've accepted myself.
Are you a Health Freak: Have you seen my picture?
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah. Sometimes its tense.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them.
Do you play an Instrument: Used to play two, Cello and Rhythm Bass. I miss playing sometimes.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yup.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope. Waiting for the right moment/people to do it again.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes. It was fun.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Ok, this question is lame.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Good God Man!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yessir, I love it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Past month? No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes.
Ever been Drunk: All too often, hahaha!
Ever been called a Tease: hehe, yes.
Ever been Beaten up: Why, choo wanna start sumthin' Mang?
Ever Shoplifted: Sadly, yes.
How do you want to Die: Loved.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A good man.
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain.
In a Girl...
Favourite Eye Color: Brown or Green.
Favourite Hair Color: Brown.
Short or Long Hair: Not dykey.
Height: 5'6"-5'9"
Weight: Doesn't matter as long as she is comfortable. Confidence is sexy.
Best Clothing Style: Naked.
Back to me...
Number of Drugs I have taken: Illegal= 1.
Number of CDs I own: That I listen to, 3.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't have regrets.

My Interests


What Family Guy Character Are You?

The Evil Monkey

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I Love Family Guy

Its official, this quiz proves it for all you doubters (although those catwoman/supergirl scores are worrisome...)
You are Superman Superman 75% Spider-Man 70% Green Lantern 65% Hulk 65% Iron Man 60% Catwoman 55% Supergirl 53% Robin 48% Wonder Woman 38% The Flash 35% Batman 35% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that can make me laugh.
Them and (insert hot girl here).

Movies:

Nearly anything.
As long as it isn't an over-hyped craptacular.

Television:

Favorite has to be Family Guy.

Tivo worthy: *Futurama,
*Avatar: The last airbender,
*The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy,
*Playboy's The girls next door.

Books:

Isaac Asimov.

Stephen King is still my all-time favorite author.
Have you been to the top of the tower?

Heroes:

YOU!! For being so bored you read this. You know who you are...

:^P