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Hello internet predators. I know how exciting my life must be, so I will allow you to live vicariously through me. My days consist mostly of doing trivial and mindless chores that I am unforunately unable to pay others to do for me, playing with and reading to my supercool daughter Cassidy, and helping affluent high school juniors maximize their standardized test scores. I know, your heart is racing. But don't worry, I let loose sometimes. The other night I drank 1 and a half Taurinos (a beer that is mildly refreshing from El Salvador) AND had a piece of bread pudding.