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The Chapman Family

WE ARE NOT A CULT

About Me

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY
The Chapman Family played their first gig on May 5th 2006 and have been preaching their own particular brand of family values up and down the country ever since. They've played over 200 gigs and supported the likes of 80s Matchbox B-Line Disaster and Reverend and the Makers on the way.
Also in this time they have appeared on compilation CDs for Dance To The Radio, Artrocker Unsigned, NARC Magazine and Firestation Records in Germany as well as getting played on local, national, international and British Armed Forces radio and getting featured in Artrocker and the NME, and chatting to living legend Steve Lamacq live on air on BBC6 Music.
This was all done without any management, agents or promotional team. It was done with a Citeron Estate, a Nissan Primera, numerous broken guitar strings, two damaged or destroyed electric guitars, three destroyed bass guitars, four damaged or destroyed bass players, two battered drum kits, two bass amps damaged beyond repair, two damaged guitar amps that undergone repair (one with its frequency settings permanently destroyed), one glittery dress, fifteen black shirts, five black ties and a stereotypical northern working class work ethic.
The Chapman Family released a limited edition single in October 2007 on 7" pink vinyl, each numbered with a hand painted sleeve. It's called "You Are Not Me" and is a double-A side with "You Think You're Funny" (the song that was featured on the Dance To The Radio compilation "Out of the Woods and Trees").
Buy the iTunes download CLICK HERE
Or buy the pink vinyl version from one of these establishments :
NORMAN RECORDS , ROUGH TRADE RECORDS , DON'T TELL CLARE , ARCH RECORDS (JAPAN) , JETSET (JAPAN)
If you want to contact the band to offer The Chapman Family a gig or to discuss life after death or something please contact [email protected]
Kingsley and Paul also put their own gigs on where they get bands they like to play in various venues and locations around Teesside. The emphasis and booking criteria isn't necessarily on musical ability and excellence, it's on ideas, originality and artistic freedom. The ability to play using the cheapest of PA equipment is also a bonus. For more information on these gigs or if you would like to submit a demo please go to The End of The World .
If you are interested in other Teesside bands that The Chapman Family are good friends with try listening to Dirty Weekend (who started gigging around the same time as The Chapman Family and both bands will often be found drunk together in Kubar), Das Wanderlust (Phil Chapman not only was a stand in drummer for DW at one point but has also produced their two most recent singles), The Town of 1770 , Idiot Savant (the second most miserable band in Teesside), The Felons , Hell on High Heels , The Oxfam Glamour Models (the greatest band ever from Stockton), Lifeless , Middlesbrough's most exciting new band Mathematical Lovequest , and Darlington's finest We Start Fires . There are many, many more - Teesside is having something of a band explosion at the moment.
Bands who The Chapman Family are indebted to from slightly further afield include The Small Screen Light Show , Razmataz Lorry Exctiement , White Light Parade , Captain Phoenix and The Night Terrors .
THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY
'Venomous and visceral they rupture into a set of dark vivacious rock...theatrical and terrifying performance hypnotizes...a thunderous racket. Unhinged and confrontational...frightening the audience. The Chapman Family are the real thing.' Artrocker review of Camden Crawl performance, May 08
'Heads down snarling gonzo rock n roll...see them immediately' The Fly Magazine, February 08
'...quite excellent Stockton-on-Tees four-piece The Chapman Family. Think Futureheads or original post-punkers Wire or Gang of Four...raucous, crotchety, call-to-arms guitar pop. A pleasant interlude.' gigwise.com review of our performance at the Camden Crawl, April 2008
'There's a time and a place for this kind of brash showmanship but it's not here, and it's not now' Leeds Music Scene, February 08
'There are gems within, one such nugget is The Chapman Family, who continue where the Futureheads seems to have left off' Artrocker review of Dance To The Radio Compilation, October 07
'The worst band I have ever seen...an abomination' Unnameable internet forum, November 07
'Pulsatingly brilliant grit-pop...wildly entertaining, sharp as a razor, sublimely brilliant and, well, strange.' NARC Magazine, December 07
'With a level of energy rarely seen anywhere at half one on a sunday afternoon they chuck out fast, furious slithers of window-rattling post-punk...darkened further by assertive halfway-to-goth vocals and a clamouring mass of hardcore drums.' Manchester Music review of In The City performance, October 07
'The Chapman Family are mint - they look good, they sound awesome, they've got something to say and they say it well. What more do you want?' NARC Magazine, July 06
'The first band come on and I'm intrigued. And then I'm more than intrigued, I'm absolutley loving it. The Chapman Family pull off the feat of making a bottom of the bill appearance look like the main event.' Artrocker review of debut London performance, December 06
'Ballsy opener 'You Do Something' is high speed jitter-pop destined to get every discerning indie kid shaking their denim clad hips...'Kids' is a swaggering new-wave call to arms, proving to be absorbing, alluring and completely contagious.' NME, February 07
'They may want you to change your surname to Chapman but they're not a cult. Or are they? The jury's out on that one, but what they do best is squeeze out nuggetts of jittery pop that never fails to satisfy.' The Crack Magazine, April 07
'Destined for greatness.' NME, April 07
'Gash.' Dognoise, July 06
'...the north's best kept secret, this Teesside four-piece are a welcome distraction from all the nu-rave/faux-cockney pretenders that seem to be flooding the scene of late...a cocoon of maudlin genius waiting to explode, definately a band to watch out for.' High Voltage, January 07
'It's a brutally hard noise...what strikes is the sheer momentum that the Chapmans generate. They motor along in a blur of anger.' Artrocker, March 07
WE LOVE YOU ALL
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/11/2006
Band Members:
Kingsley Chapman
vocals, black guitar, indiest

Paul Chapman
red guitar, rockest

Phil Chapman
drums, tallest

Pop Chapman
bass guitar, shadowiest

Photos by Paul Bridgewater
Influences: Mum and dad.

Boyfriends, girlfriends, work, unemployment, that feeling you get on a friday night, that feeling you get on a sunday morning, incompetance, crap gigs, crap bands, idiocy, monotony, fighting.

Sounds Like: ’The worst band I have ever seen...an abomination.’ Unnameable Internet Forum, November 07

’Destined for greatness.’ NME, April 07

The above video is from a gig at the Kubar in Stockton on 17/11/06

The above video is from a gig at Life:Temper:Riot in London on 22/03/07

The above video is from the Riverside Festival in Stockton on 04/08/07 where Frank Sidebottom inflitrated our stage

Type of Label: None

My Blog

CHAPMAN FAMILY OFFICIALLY HIPPY SHOCKER

Peace and love peace and love peace and love peace and love. Peace. Love. As you know I am a bit of a twat. I don't mean to be, I just am. I'm not argumentative "in real life" or "in person" whatever ...
Posted by The Chapman Family on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 04:30:00 PST

EXPLANATION OF GIG CANCELLATIONS

Hello, just incase you haven't been keeping up with our bulletins from sunday morning I'd best keep you in the loop as to why we've had to pull out of three (and counting) gigs this week. On saturday ...
Posted by The Chapman Family on Wed, 21 May 2008 12:02:00 PST

SLUTS IN MAY - GIG GUIDE FOR THE NEXT 3 WEEKS

It's May and the sun has decided to come out. So we've decided to sit in a hot sweaty car for hours on end and go to the following fun packed places : LONDONMay 14th DANCE MAGIC DANCE @ THE OLD BLUE L...
Posted by The Chapman Family on Thu, 08 May 2008 04:16:00 PST

LONDON, SUNDERLAND, AND PAUL MCCARTNEY

London eh? To cut a long story short as I need to take the dog for a walk I'll miss out some words, mostly nouns and verbs : Islington Academy, start to soundcheck, fire alarm, everyone naturally...
Posted by The Chapman Family on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:22:00 PST

I RANT THEREFORE I AM 07.04.08

Seriously, I never thought I’d get into this "blogging" lark. It’s all a bit too journalistic for my liking and as I’ve never been one for diaries it all seemed a bit forced.&nb...
Posted by The Chapman Family on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:38:00 PST

MOJITOS AND CAMPING STOOL BASED RANT

Sometimes I think I go out of my way to make sure no one likes this band you know. I’m not sure why I do it, I just do. I’m a heartless, sweary, stereotypical northern turd who pretty much...
Posted by The Chapman Family on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:06:00 PST

SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL - BRIT PREDICTOR

It's that fun time of year again... It starts at eight tonight on ITV and is hosted this year by the Osbournes. No I don't know why they're so popular either. Appparently they're sitting on thrones on...
Posted by The Chapman Family on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:46:00 PST

ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD (IN TEESSIDE)

I had this fucking awesome blog that was slagging off Jo Whiley, hippies and EVERY BAND ON THE PLANET and my fucking computer crashed on me. Fucking gutted. The general gist was a comment on what...
Posted by The Chapman Family on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:01:00 PST

TERRIBLE BAND NAMES OF THE NORTH EAST UNITE

Anyway....I did a bulletin about how alot of bands these days have what can only be described as FUCKING RUBBISH band names (Ting FUCKNG Tings; Joe Lean and the Jing Jang FUCKING Jong; Tim and Sa...
Posted by The Chapman Family on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:55:00 PST

"HONK IF YOU BONK" - AND OTHER FOOLISH INTERVIEW RESPONSES

The following is an interview we did with This Is Fake DIY (label/webzine) for a feature entitled "The Class of 2008" where they foolishly asked us about being "ones to watch" in 2008. Yeah, right. &n...
Posted by The Chapman Family on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:08:00 PST