grace mary

wanna make me smile? you're lovely!
My mum always said that "teenagers are vague and forgetful"
but maybe i just have early onset of dementia
she told me that finishing other peoples sentences is how some people empathize
people meaning me…dont cuff me, i cannot help it…please
she told me to dance like no one is watching
please…dont take her advice… people always watch, it’s embarrassing
here is some advice from me, and not from my mum…
wear socks
throw away shoes
sultanas are made only for the purpose of breakfast cereals
eat glue once
at least you can say you tried
eat glue twice
you're offically ralph wiggum
stargazing with friends on a hilltop in a thunderstorm and using metal fishing rods as pointers is silly
elvis is dead. im sorry. get over it.
no matter how tempting it is to be one with nature, stay on the outside of all fences at the zoo…
just learn from my mistakes
Soon We'll Be Found
shalom cupcakes