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Drew

Justin Timberlake brought sexy back...I'm getting rid of it again

About Me

I'm reading the Tropic of Cancer so that people might notice me and think I'm an intellectual.When there was a dispute over a watch I ordered online, Japan backed down and I got my money back. That's right, I've defeated an entire country.I have 2,132 songs on my iTunes. They are all labeled perfectly along with their corresponding art work.I kick ass at Scrabble.

My Interests

doing stand up comedy, playing guitar, people watching, making fun of old people, drawing comics, eating sushi, museums, viedo games, filling out 'Interest' sections...

I'd like to meet:

Hopefully more bands whose show I will never attend, or girls who don't actually exist but yet are ads to porn sites, and other comedians who suck and feel the need to tell me about their up-coming shows; really, any of those kind would be great.I'm also going to need someone to continue to update my profile after I pass away. Please contact me if you're interested.

Music:

STP, Weezer, Our Lady Peace, Sloan, Interpol, The Dandy Warhols, The Breeders, The Beta Band, Longwave, The Verve Pipe, The White Stripes, Pony Up!, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, NIN, Nirvana, Ben Folds, The Killers, Miles Davis, Arctic Monkeys, The Flaming Lips, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beck, The Beatles, Interpol, Spoon, Catherine Wheel, Sneaker Pimps, Snow Patrol, Mazzy Star, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

Movies:

Fight Club, Swingers, Man on The Moon, The Usual Suspects, Punch Drunk Love, Made, Ripe Young Mellons 3, The Big Lebowski, City of God, Motorcycle Diaries, High Fidelity, Office Space

Television:

Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Reno 911, The State, SNL, Family Guy, Everybody Loves Raymond, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Tom Goes To The Mayor

Books:

Dune, and anything by Koontz, Dickens, Kureishi

Heroes:

Jon Favreau, Jerry Seinfeld, Andy Kaufman