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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeFigured it was time to update this... I love to do anything that's fun, and isn't going to get me into (too much) trouble. I am making a genuine effort to stop being so withdrawn and communicate with the outside world on my own accord, and stop being such a recluse. That being said, I do value my time I have to myself! I genuinely enjoy my career, where I live, and my life in general. I am just recovering from a long bout with Lyme Disease which was quite debilitating at times (and helped fuel some of my hermetic antisocial tangents), though am close to being back to full health after nearly a year of treatment. I will most likely always harbor a general disdain for the medical community and their inexcusable neglegence in diagnosing and treating my illness. Their gross incompetence due to ignorance and general indifference caused me prolonged and unnecessary pain. Funny how if I had spilled hot coffee on myself I could sue the restaurant, but have no legal recourse for recompensation of medical bills accrued in my frantic search for treatment. I am not really as much of a whiner as this post is beginning to portray me.
I at often times seem very serious, though if you get to know me I am a fun loving person. I love to find beauty in everything around me, and living on Cape makes it all that much easier. I love to read and research different issues that interest me, though true to being a Gemini, I tend to compile a little bit of information about a wide variety of subjects!
I love real estate, Civil War era history, cooking, traveling (when time and money permit, though working in sales has allowed me many opportunities that may have otherwise been unavailable), dancing, drinking (I am part Irish, after all!), being around friends and family who I love, decorating my home, being by the ocean, reading, writing, long conversations when I'm with the right people, driving, music, the holidays, shopping, playing with numbers and finances, going nuts on a caffienated rant, bouncing off the walls from entirely too much sugar, good food, good wine, feather-top mattresses, balconies, dressing up, fart jokes, taking assinine surveys on myspace, accomplishing a long looming goal, wrapping gifts, boating, being in Provincetown, museums, old fashioned Prohibition-era style and elegance, self sufficient people who have made it on their own without the benefit of the family purse strings, buying designer knock offs in Chinatown, fireplaces, Christmas morning, baking, fireballs (the candy), coffee with Carnation French Vanilla creamer, clam chowder, feeling like I've done the right thing, smoking cigars, flowers, giftware catalogs, day dreaming, down comforters, sunny spring days, and happiness!
I dislike most people in general, system prompts on my computer that inturrupt me when I'm in the middle of typing something, hummus, 90% of the medical community, the fact that I'm so tired right now, how quickly time passes, that movie "Witness", the fact that cigarettes are really really bad for you, the ending of "Forever Amber", nailpolish that chips the next day, censorship in the media, Steven Segal, home prices in Truro, the cost of dental work, mini vans, the tourist population that invade like locusts every summer, the fact that I am behind of several things I want to accomplish, and confusion.
I work in the lumber industry for a wholesale broker and very much enjoy what I do. The nature of the business allows me to work as though the business were my own, and working in sales allows me to travel and meet many people I would never otherwise have the opportunity to. Success in my career is important to me, and I am similarly attracted to people who have strong drive and ambition for their futures.
Those who are close to me know who they are and are few and far between. I very easily, and most often without notice, shift gears in my life. I am constantly striving to better myself as a person.
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My Interests

Too many to list here, and many of which I have yet to find

I'd like to meet:

I seek those who I have known in the past and yet have lost touch with. I seek those who I know currently yet not that well. I seek those in which I do not know yet which share my interests.

Music:

Five Star Songs ~

As I add more songs to my Media Player, this list will grow
2Pac: Run tha Streetz ~ Heaven Ain't Hard 2 Find ~ Can't C Me
Ace of Base: Happy Nation ~ Don't Turn Around ~ Waiting For Magic
Alicia Keyes: Fallin'
Audioslave: Like A Stone ~ Behind Blue Eyes
Beatnuts: All Night
Ben Folds Five: Brick
Big Pun: Still Not a Player
Bjork: Bacherlorette
Black Eyed Peas: Get Retarded ~ Pump It
Blackstreet: We Gonna Take You Back ~ The City Is Mine
Blur: Song 2
Bob Dylan: Hurricane
Bobby Brown: My Perogative
Bobby Darin: Mack the Knife
Bread: Everything I Own
Cherry Poppin Daddies: Zoot Suit Riot
Christina Aguliera: Dirty
Crosby Stills & Nash: Ohio ~ Teach Your Children Well
D-12: Under the Influence
Denis Leary: Asshole Song
Depeche Mode: Personal Jesus
Disturbed: Stupified ~ Are You Breathing
Don McLean: American Pie
Ella Fitzgerald: Walking On Sunshine ~ Evil On Your Mind ~ Turn the World Around ~ I Shall Not Be Moved
Eminem: Stan ~ Kill You ~ The Way I Am ~ Rock Bottom ~ Just Don't Give a Fuck ~ Still Don't Give a Fuck
Eric Clapton: Layla
Foxy Brown: I'll Be
Goo Goo Dolls: Iris
Gorillaz: Clint Eastwood ~ Feel Good Inc
Guns N Roses: Sweet Child O Mine ~ Don't Cry
Harvey Danger: Flagpole Sitta
Hole: Violet
Hooverphonic: 2 Wicky ~ Plus Profond ~ Barabas ~ Sarangi ~ Revolver
Janet Jackson: Escapade ~ Love Will Never Do (without you) ~ That's the Way Love Goes
KCi & JoJo: Don't Rush
Kenny Rogers: The Gambler
Limp Biskit: Rollin
Lords of Acid: Rubber Doll ~ LSD=Truth ~ Doggie Tom ~ (Concerto For)Me and Myself ~ Power Is Mine ~ You Belong To Me
Madonna: Like a Prayer ~ Take a Bow ~ Human Nature
Mariah Carey: Always Be My Baby
Missy Elliot: She's a Bitch
Nine Inch Nails: Closer
Nirvana: I Do
Oasis: Wonderwall ~ Champagne Supernova
Paul Simon: Kodachrome ~ You Can Call Me Al
Prodigy: Smack My Bitch Up
Queen of the Stone Age: Feel Good Hit of the Summer
Red Hot Chili Peppers: Give It Away Now
Salt N Pepa: None of Your Business ~ Heaven and Hell Is On Earth
Sarah McLaughlin: Mystery
Sheryl Crow: Strong Enough
Silverchair: Jeremy's Song
Simon & Garfunkle: Bridge Over Troubled Water ~ Cecelia ~ The Boxer ~ Scarborough Fair ~ Hazy Shade of Winter
Smiths: How Soon Is Now
Sophie B Hawkins: As I Lay Me Down ~ Damn I Wish I Were Your Lover ~ The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
Space Hog: In the Meantime
Tracy Boneham: Mother Mother
Vicious: Nika

Movies:

I'm not a movie buff at all, but there's a few that I love ~
American Beauty
Outside Providence
Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2
Sin City
American Pie, all three volumes
Memoirs of a Geisha
White Oleandar
10 Things I Hate About You
Save the Last Dance
Ever After

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Big Love
Real Time with Bill Mahr
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show
Friday Night Stand Up
The Sopranos
Weeds
The Simpsons (before they started to suck)
Golden Girls
Roseanne
X Files
King of the Hill
The Sheild
CSI: Las Vegas
Law & Order
Scooby Doo (the 60's & 70's reruns)
The Pretender (what ever happened to that show?)
PSI Factor (and that show?)
Maury Povich Show
Spongebob
Inu Yasha
Super Milk Chan (that show disappeared too)
Jeopardy
Southpark
Family Guy
Fact or Fiction
Devine Design
House Hunters
Mission Organization
Designed To Sell
Extreme Homes
Mind of Mencia
Beavis and Butthead

Books:

Memoirs of a Geisha Arthur Golden
The Da Vinci Code Dan Brown
The Promise Donna Boyd
...And Ladies of the Club Helen Hoover Santymer
Lincoln Gore Vidal
Forever Amber (author escapes me)
Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister Gregory McGuire
Fortune's Rocks Anita Shreve
The Witching Hour Anne Rice
Taltos Anne Rice
Merrick Anne Rice
Blackwood Farm Anne Rice
The Vampire Lestat Anne Rice
Vittorio the Vampire Anne Rice
Pandora Anne Rice
The Time and The Town Mary Heaton Vorse
The Pillowbook of Lady Wisteria Laura Joh Rowland
The Samurai's Wife Laura Joh Rowland
That Camden Summer (author escapes me)
The Tale of Genji Mirasaki Shikibu
Back Bay William Martin
Woman of Substance Barbara Taylor Bradford
Suspicion Barbara Rogan
Gallows Thief Bernard Cornwell
Serpent & Storm Marella Sands
False Memory Dean Koontz
Mirror, Mirror Gregory McGuire
Mother of Pearl Melinda Haynes
There are more, I'm sure, but that's a pretty good list anyways

Heroes:

Anyone who started out with nothing and is now living it up due to sheer intelligence (and by intelligence I don't mean "sleeping with" or schmoozing people you dislike - just plain, old fashioned intelligence)
and on the other hand...
Anyone who started out with nothing and is now living it up due to other means - their idolation by myself would just be to a lesser degree I suppose but is still present, or is the word I'm looking for "jealous"? Ah, either way, I suppose envy of someone is a form of idolation in it's own way

My Blog

I Whine I Lament I Annoy I List I Whine Some More

I am being a nuerotic depressive angry blob on the couch this evening... there really is no reason for it, just a general listlessness. I am looking forward to tomorrow. A coworker is having a girl's...
Posted by Yuletide Tree! on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:02:00 PST

It's Turkey Day, Gobble Gobble!

The subject of my writings tonight may seem meloncholy (ah, I love that word - it is too neat a word to describe a feeling so sad), although my general demeanor is much more cheerful than is normal f...
Posted by Yuletide Tree! on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:52:00 PST

My (dis)Interesting Monotonous Existance (and farts)

My urge to write tonight is great, but a subject matter to write about is lacking. It is always difficult for me to return to a structured life after traveling for any period of time, although that i...
Posted by Yuletide Tree! on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:10:00 PST

My Diary of Travels and Annoyances

Today severely tested my patience. And by "tested my patience" I mean I only had two temper tantrums as a direct result of today's never ending barage of bullshit. I would like to state one thing. A...
Posted by Yuletide Tree! on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:08:00 PST

Aha! Writing from my brain to yours!

I write now because the house is quiet, there is no one here to inturrupt me, and it has been far too long since I have had the opportunity to coherantly convey my thoughts. My life present day is no...
Posted by Yuletide Tree! on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:21:00 PST

Let's Pretend I Didn't Swipe This From Crazy Mike Fitz

  Scavengers and sycophants and flatterersand foolsPharisees and parasites and hypocritesand ghouls Calculating swindlers, prevaricating fraudsPerpetrating evil as they roam the earthin hordesFee...
Posted by Yuletide Tree! on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 05:29:00 PST

The Coffee Table of Exquisite Taste

Holiday. Celebrate. If we took a holiday. (come on, come on) Took some time to celebrate. (come on, let's celebrate) Just one day out of life (holiday) It would be. It would be so nice. I like paraph...
Posted by Yuletide Tree! on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 09:56:00 PST

101 Questions To Blow Your Mind

1. Name: Trina2. Nick name(s): Tree, T3. Single or taken: taken4. Place of Birth: Lancaster County, PA5. Zodiac Sign: Gemini6. Male or Female: Female7. Your last name: You Know It8. School: Nope9. Occ...
Posted by Yuletide Tree! on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:03:00 PST

Surveys Amuse Me

1) Spell your name out in band names or singers.Total - REM - INOJ - NIN - Aerosmith 2) PIERCINGS?no more3) WHAT YOU WEARING?furry brown suede clogs, white socks, long brown skirt with sequin brown b...
Posted by Yuletide Tree! on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:14:00 PST

Surveys and Shit

A random assortment of surveys for your reading pleasure: DONT LIE 1. ARE YOU GOING TO lie?I may, though that would just be silly2. WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?black tank top3. WOULD YOU KISS A...
Posted by Yuletide Tree! on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 04:18:00 PST