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About Me

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"...Cannot stand to be one of many. I'm not what they are..."
It's the general consensus that I'm a social disaster but somebody has to be the comic relief in life.

Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"
Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song?
You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult

You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.

Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
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My Interests

I am 33% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
@ FualiDotComFun things, in no particular order: Going on a rollercoaster. Paintball. The murder mystery dinner train. Water balloon or snowball fight. Drive-in theatre, unfortunately a seasonal treat. Pinatas. Browsing through local fairs and festivals. Picnic on the beach at sunset. Pie eating contest. Fireworks. Day trip to one of the islands or off-Cape. Local museums, nature walks, etc. I'm always up for playgrounds, an impromptu picnic, a barbeque with friends and family, or going swimming - in nature, not in a chlorinated pool. I have an impressive collection of elephants and a not so impressive collection of Yoda paraphenalia. (Did you know Yoda means "warrior" in sanskrit?)
What Color Is Your Aura?
Your aura shines Yellow!
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who qualifies as sunshine.... "Tomorrow there's rain so I'll follow the sun..."
How evil are you?This one is courtesy of Shamus. I thought it was funny - my choice of weapon is the only reason I put it up.

Joey Diamonds
People Iced: Fifteen
Car Bombs Planted: Three
Favorite Weapon Curdled Milk
Arms Broken: Six
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Seven
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: The Toe Slicer
Get Your HITMAN Name How aweseome is that? My favorite weapon to use is curdled milk! I rock.

Music:

Music is a central part of my life. I absolutely LOVE music, almost every kind, the only exception being rap/hip hop. Classic rock is definitely at the top of my list. I sing very well and play the piano not-so-well. After discovering karaoke, I have formed an addiction. Singing makes me feel completely free. Now I go to the bar more for the microphone, not the drinks.
Your Taste in Music:
80's Rock: Highest Influence
90's Alternative: Highest Influence
90's Pop: Highest Influence
Classic Rock: Highest Influence
Progressive Rock: Highest Influence How's Your Taste in Music?

Movies:

Comedies, murder mystery, action/adventure, fantasy, sci-fi. Not blood & gore. Anything by Monty Python, especially the Flying Circus. Almost anything with Johnny Depp or Viggo Mortensen. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Drop Dead Fred. Tenth Kingdom. Star Wars.

Television:

Once upon I time I was a Trekkie.

Books:

anything from the classics to Gregory Maguire, James Patterson to historical romance. Non-fiction is not so appealing.

Heroes:

Ganesh and Yoda, my two favorite non-humans.

My Blog

Karaoke 2007

New Year. A toast to delusions of grandeur! Old Addiction. A rock star in my own mind. Plus: I'm still lame enough to keep track! Go me! I'm awesome! Songs: 4 Non-Blondes - What's UpAerosmith - ...
Posted by Lil Darling on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:04:00 PST

The stories my kids come up with...

My daughters's preschool puts together a newsletter every few months containing pictures and stories each of the children has come up with during their classes. Here are my daughters' stories... ...
Posted by Lil Darling on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:41:00 PST

Safe debauchery to all!

..> Your Leprechaun Name Is: Wee Rainbowchaser..> What's Your Leprechaun Name? Pub Crawl Tonight! We're starting at the Squire [Chatham] then working our way to Bud's [Hyannis]... Al...
Posted by Lil Darling on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:48:00 PST

Hrm...

So last night at my show I met a couple of celebrities. Robbie from the band Toto... [they sing Rosanna among other songs...] I also chatted with David Carradine for a bit, although I didn't know...
Posted by Lil Darling on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:17:00 PST

Men are like... [sexist jokes]

Thank you, C! These are too funny. I think 11 and 12 are my favorites! 1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the les...
Posted by Lil Darling on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 06:20:00 PST

FINAL Karaoke List of 2006!!

Keeping track, just cause I'm lame like that. I know I rock, and that's all that counts. Feed the addiction. Singing is freedom. SONGS (Got a suggestion on a song I should ...
Posted by Lil Darling on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 04:46:00 PST

Oasis Massage - Holiday Gift Baskets!

Oasis Massage is located at 900 Route 134 (Towne Plaza), South Dennis, MA, 02660. * * * * &...
Posted by Lil Darling on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:00:00 PST

Walmart Shopper

Thank you, L. Great email! Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in a...
Posted by Lil Darling on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:01:00 PST

Dear Alcohol...

Thank you, J. So stole this from your bulletin! Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed you. The perfect post...
Posted by Lil Darling on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:48:00 PST

X-rated Riddles

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your ...
Posted by Lil Darling on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:06:00 PST