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Wendy Lady

NERD RAGE!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

Hi everyone! Wendy Lady here...aka Wonder Wendy
JOIN ROLLER DERBY!!!
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IF YOU CAN DRAW THIS TURTLE AND PIRATE, YOU CAN BE MY FRIEND
I AM A DEVIANT ARTIST ------CLICKEY CLICKEY
Stewed, Screwed and Tattooed!!!
TODAY ON THE BOONDOCKS
My amazing kids,
Anakin and Kal-El

PROUD MOTHER OF A CHILD WITH AUTISM!
MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION FROM 2006
Actually started Halloween 2005
Hadn't wieghed myself in a while. Battery dead in the scale
I feel pretty accomplished. This is the least I've weighed in my adult life.
Stats
=5'5" Long blonde/black hair.
=2 wonderful boys
=Graphic design student
=Associates of Technical Arts in Integrated Mutimedia
=Was attending college at Henry Cogswell College in Everett, WA for my BA in Digital Arts...not so sure about that now...stupid not having any money.
=Adult swim type of humor
=Costumer
=Artist...I like drawing/painting unusual Cheesecake Pin Up Fetish Babes with a twist. I may do the cliche Pirate babe on occasion, but I really like to do the unusual ones that most artists don't do. Such as my Where's Waldo babe and the to be posted. PLEASE SEE MY PICS FOR MORE ART!
I am very weird in a way most others don't realize. I have this odd ability to instantly access information about things that have happend in Pop Culture in the past 40 years or so...sometimes even further back. Hence the Pop Culture Savant title. Hence the weird pin up fetish babes. Hence...=wendy lady=
My Best Friend in the whole entire world is Brandy Love!

She kicks ass like no other. Rocks my fuckin socks off. Is there to listen to me bitch. I would totally take a bullet for that bitch! Brandy, I am there for ya when you need me. Just not in the lesbian way so you can stop tryin!
Likes: Chocolate, Unicorns, Chocolate Unicorns, Birthday Presents (hint hint...it's coming up), when you poop and there's just a solid poop with nothing to wipe...saves on toilet paper, and let's face it folks, how many trees do you think have been cut down to wipe ur ass. People who still believe in Hallmark moments (but not the Hallmark moments with those Red Hat ladies...they creep me out).
Dislikes: Hippies...wait, correction...Dirty Hippies. And Red Hats.
Favorite Color: You're asking a graphic designer their favorite color? "ALERT ALERT, SENSORY OVERLOAD, SENSORY OVERLOAD"

My Interests

Founder of www.iheartrobotchicken.com Photoshop Junkie, motion graphics, Drawing, Painting, Fine Arts, Pop Culture FANATIC! (has been described as a popculture savant), Sewing, my two wonderful kids, computer design.

I'd like to meet:

Other creative artists like myself. People in the industry. Ed "Big Daddy" Roth, Alex Ross, Chip Kidd, Olivia, Alberto Vargas, George Petty, cOOp, Larry Welz (met him once...bought one of his sketches...influenced my pervyness.

Music:

Everything. Classics like Marvin
Sinatra
Bobby Darin
Neil Diamond
Tenacious D
=w=eezer
AC|DC
311
Fleetwood Mac
Presidents of the USA
Offspring
Violent Femmes
They Might Be Giants
Lit
No Doubt
The Dead Milkmen
Lemon Demon
White Stripes
Modest Mouse
Franz Ferdinand
stuffloads that I can't think of...

Movies:

SHAUN OF THE DEAD!!!
Land of the Dead
Dawn of the Dead
Night of the Living Dead
The Shining
Batman Begins
Stewie Griffin the Untold Story
Clockwork Orange
Kung Fu Hustle
Silence of the Lambs
Napoleon Dynamite
The Exorcist
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Unbreakable
Kill Bill 1 and 2
Anchorman
Mel Brooks movies
American Werewolf in London (See You Next Wednesday)
Spiderman
Army of Darkness
Donnie Darko
Blade Runner
Dumb and Dumber
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
My Neighbor Totoro
Spirited Away
The Incredibles
Monster's Inc.
Toy Story (I and II)
Finding Nemo
Harry Potter
Indiana Jones
Finding Neverland
One Crazy Summer
Lord of the Rings
The Dark Crystal
signs
Princess Bride
Uh...those Star Wars movies cept only the Fan Edited version of Episode 1...basically just the whole Darth Maul fight scene edited together
Orgazmo
Serenity
40 Year Old Virgin
Eurotrip
Superman Returns
Anyone else looking forward to the new Sam Jackson movie, Snakes on a Plane?...yes, really...Snakes on a Plane. Come join the MySpace group for Snakes on a Plane

Television:

(S.A.D...Save) Arrested Development
Scrubs
The Office (BBC and NBC)
My Name is Earl
[adult swim]
Robot Chicken
Family Guy
The Simpsons
American Dad
Greg the Bunny
Wonder Showzen
CSI
Law & Order
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Wonder Woman
Golden Girls
Jerry Springer (not really)
Family Ties (really)
The A-Team
Quantum Leap
DVD series of shows gone past
And I haven't thought about this in a while, but I used to totally dig Red Dwarf and I have almost the complete show from Seasons 1-7 & 1/2. Yay cross dressing Rimmer and Mr Flibble!

I LOVE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!!!

Books:

Choke -- Chuck Palahniuk, Photoshop books, Douglas Adams--Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Bowling Beatnicks and Bellbottoms: Pop Culture of the 20th Century America (I only own the 1920s-1930s...someone find me the others for my b-day) Can't wait for my Stephen King book, Cell...it's about zombies and there's a comic book artist, so it might be a good read. Superstoked! I also read comic books, here's what's on my list of current reads:
Marvel Zombies

Freshmen

Shaun of the Dead

webcomic coming soon, Dead Till Dawn
(based on me I think.)

Heroes:

Superman, BRANDY PANTS (My best friend who makes number 2 because Superman is a dick and would totally knock me out if he weren't my no. 1) Seth MacFarlane, Scott Kelby...sorry guys Superman comes first. See also: I'd like to meet

My Blog

What the dealio!?

I'm not that cool to get whatever guy I want so I just don't try anymore. I just go out to have a good time and hang with my friends. You're a really pretty girl...you can have whomever you want, why ...
Posted by Wendy Lady on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:46:00 PST

Love is blind...

...just don't go walking off any cliffs or running into any brick walls.
Posted by Wendy Lady on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:49:00 PST

Mudder's Day

Today I woke up to the smiling faces of my boys who presented me proudly with cards that they had made with their own little hands. Awwww. Anakin had drawn me a picture of the Ghostbusters symbol and ...
Posted by Wendy Lady on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:48:00 PST

Good N Plenty

I've been in this weird mood.Like, if I don't laugh at all the terrible trials in my life and move on...I'm going to be stuck suffering over them. I'm so over all the BS with my mother in law (the man...
Posted by Wendy Lady on Sat, 12 May 2007 01:35:00 PST

BEST SKATE EVER!

Tonite, was an amazing night. So many people showed up to our first ever skate date event. We got a lot of people out on the floor for such a late night. It was almost like a regular session of skatin...
Posted by Wendy Lady on Sat, 05 May 2007 05:22:00 PST

Move BITCH get out da way!

Moving forward is imporant. Also, being able to look in the face of those who wrong you and let them know they don't have control over you any more.Having to explain to Anakin why he's not able to tal...
Posted by Wendy Lady on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:41:00 PST

Aiming for the Head

Something needs to change.I've been pretty motivated to get things going with my life. I've done Roller Derby. Poured my heart and soul into the league. Which I love! And I will continue to work hard ...
Posted by Wendy Lady on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:53:00 PST

The Secret

I am tired of hearing about "The Secret".Ultimately, the whole stupid idea behind "The Secret" is that if you want something, all you have to do is think about it hard enough and it will come to you.I...
Posted by Wendy Lady on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:58:00 PST

The British Invasion aka My Dinner With Shaun-dre

My Monday was the answer to life, the universe and everything.It summed up my shitty last month, it pointed out to me that "it's not the end of the world" when bad things happen, because a direct resu...
Posted by Wendy Lady on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:24:00 PST

Rite of Spring

I wish the weather would get better. Tonite I can smell the spring rain! So much so that I want to open my window and smell it if it weren't so chilly out. But that smell means it's going to get warme...
Posted by Wendy Lady on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:32:00 PST