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MattGyver

Happiness is a warm gun.

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - TheSurvey
Name: Matty D.
Birthday: 12/2/83...yes, i already know it's the same as Britney Spears. Please don'tremind me.
Birthplace: The Streets of Philadelphia...I mean, ahospital in Philadelphia.
Current Location: Burbank, CA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'5" -- Where is the weightsection?
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
Your Heritage: Straight off the gravy train fromItaly
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers. Why?
Your Weakness: Cowgirls
Your Fears: Tuna Fish
Your PerfectPizza: One without Tuna Fish
Goal YouWould Like To Achieve This Year: To further the success of my band and anything else pertaining tomusic or songwriting
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instantmessenger: Will you be my online dating friend?
Thoughts First Waking Up: I guess I'm doing something right.
Your Best Physical Feature: My bulgingearlobes.
Your Bedtime: When Matlock is over.
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't know. I forgot what it was.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Away with you PepsiPeople.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Arby's
Single or Group Dates: Single dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: It's Brisk Baby!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Napoleon
Cappuccino or Coffee: There's other choices thanthese...
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: I swear I don't.
Do youSing: You might call it that.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: I'm not married yet, sono.
Do you want to go to College: Been there.
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes. I belived in myselftoday as a matter of fact.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No. Being on a boat is awesome.
Do you think you are Attractive: Oh yes, I'm very attracted to myself.
Are you a Health Freak: No. That doesn't mean I'mfat.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: 5
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on aDate: With a girl?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. Is that a trickquestion?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eatenSushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No. But my trash has...oh i felt so bad forit.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you StolenAnything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever beencalled a Tease: I dangled a carrot in front of my cat. He gave me the finger and called me atease.
Ever been Beaten up: No. But the eggs i had thismorning were. Oh I felt so bad for them.
Ever Shoplifted: I'm notthat strong.
How do you want to Die: For someone Ilove.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'mprobably never going to grow up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite EyeColor: Blue or Green
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: N/A
Weight: N/A
Best Clothing Style: Western
Numberof Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: over 200
Numberof Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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My Interests

Watching movies, listening to music, reading....haha ok no. seriously now. I am very interested in civil engineering and botany. Playing Scattegories is fun too!

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Music:

Billy Joel, Phil Collins, The Beach Boys, John Lennon, Paul Simon, Our Lady Peace, Goo Goo Dolls, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Huey Lewis and the News, Bon Jovi, Journey, Aerosmith, Phillip Sayce, Jeff Healey, Jose de Castro, etc.

Movies:

National Lampoon's Vacation, Back to the Future, The Karate Kid, The Naked Gun, Rocky, The Wedding Singer, Tommyboy, Napoleon Dynamite, Team America (Cameron Crowe), (John Hughes), (David Zucker)

Television:

Seinfeld, Married with Children, Family Guy, Mr. Bean, Who's the Boss? MacGyver, Walker, Texas Ranger, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, and of course, Entourage....but I hardly watch TV.

Books:

The DaVinci Code, The Great Gatsby, Boys of Summer, True Story: Murder, Memoir, Mea Culpa, Life and Times of an Angry Young Man, Catcher in the Rye

Heroes:

All my heroes died in plane crashes.

My Blog

The Shumans Are Taking Over

So apprarently, scientists have just created what appears to be the first hybrid being: part man and part sheep.  Does this freak anyone else out or just me??  I don't know about y...
Posted by MattGyver on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:50:00 PST

Horsemobiles

I think we take a lot of things for granted.  Starbucks... myspace...walker, texas ranger....and automobiles. I've really been thinking about this. How fascinating is it that we can just hop into...
Posted by MattGyver on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 05:11:00 PST

Uh oh...I'm Officially a Nerd.

Here's why.  Ever been to a convention before?  Doesn't matter what kind, could be a Star Wars Convention, Automobile Convention, a Convention Convention (Yes, they have those.  I'...
Posted by MattGyver on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:23:00 PST

Happy V-Day!!!

Well, I wanted to wish everyone a Happy V-Day.  Only in this case, the "V" does not stand for Valentine.  No.  I'm inventing a new holiday called Happy Vengeance Day.  This is the ...
Posted by MattGyver on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:42:00 PST

A Holiday Blog...awww.

So here's a theory... Gift-buying is a lot like marriage and relationships.  Not that I know a whole lot about either, but I've drawn some parallels here. Gift-buying, a lot like marriage, ...
Posted by MattGyver on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:12:00 PST

"Don't Be Alarmed"

Don't Be Alarmed   A short story by Matt DiMarino   [I shot up like a jack-in-the-box.  Again!  I knew the sun was a little too bright for me to be sleeping.   8:37 AM...
Posted by MattGyver on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:44:00 PST

Third Greatest Video of All Time!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0WW8flwpH-Q
Posted by MattGyver on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 06:00:00 PST

Second Greatest Video of All Time!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=62S1vws4y7s...
Posted by MattGyver on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 05:58:00 PST

Greatest Video of All Time

MacGyver sings! http://youtube.com/watch?v=hgKyUbAL86M&search=richard dean anderson
Posted by MattGyver on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 04:17:00 PST

True Story

If anyone is looking for a GREAT book to read, this is it.  You won't be able to put it down. The Synopsis: An accused murderer assumes the identity of an established NY Times writer, who ironica...
Posted by MattGyver on Sat, 13 May 2006 09:13:00 PST