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Choosy Moms Choose JEF (tm)

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About Me

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I'm more honest than friendly, more handsome than sexy... I feel like a legend on a leash... You wouldn't understand if I told you anyway... Can you feel the love?... We've all been sorry, we've all been hurt, but how we survive is what makes us who we are... Do we really need a bastard messiah wrapped up in the dream of patriotic clean white washed desire... Sometimes I could just scream. Never do though, maybe I should... I've seen fire and I've seen rain... Make way for the next sensation, factual manipulation. Stay tuned for the next creation, department of misinformation... I got a song in my head and a pocket full of nothing... Never think she's perfect till you talk to her first, never fall in love until you go thru her purse... The past is in our heads... I never really know when to shut up... The only time I tell the truth is when I'm naked in my bedroom... I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden... If I knew my way around I wouldn't feel so dizzy... Without a dime to my name or a prayer in the world, I walk out the door, destination: anywhere but here... Now that we found love, what are we gonna do?
My name's Jef Smith and I was born and raised deep in the heart of Texas. Despite what you all may already think about Texans, I DO show feelings and care about the environment. I do not rodeo, wear boots or ten gallon hats or belts with huge buckles, own a horse, drive a big pick-up truck, raise cattle, own any firearms, wear Stetson, or have an oil rig in my backyard. I am not a cowboy, a redneck, fat OR rich, conditioned to "remember the alamo", a racist, a sexist, a homophobe, or a Bush-loving christian. I've never eaten a squirrel, had sex with a family member, attended a KKK meeting, or molested livestock. However, I AM very friendly, I say "yall" alot, and I tend to drink heavily.
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I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet & hang out with Shawn Bradley, George Muresan, Manute Bol, Desagana Diop, Mark Eaton, Michael Olowokandi, Hakeem Olajuwon, Alonzo Mourning, Patrick Ewing, Dikembe Mutombo, Tree Rollins, Yao, Shaq, Robert Swift, Nenad Krstic and Danny Forstson all at the same time... also: Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Fat Mike, El Hefe, Pam the Funkstress, Murs, Mike Ness, Kobe Bryant, Method Man, Redman, Johnny Knoxville, Tommy Lee, Pauly Shore, Dave Chappelle, David Cross, David Letterman, David Bowie, Norm MacDonald, Greg Graffin, Brett Gurewitz, Mark Cuban, Chuck D, Flava Flav, the entire '93-94 Buffalo Bills team, GWAR in their plain clothes, PeeWee Herman, Dick The Destroyer, Zach De La Rocha, Biz Markie, Sonya Fitzpatrick, Sylvia Browne, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Michael Moore, Dennis Rodman, Bill Clinton, Woody Harrelson, Tommy Chong, Ricky Williams, Nick Nolte and Gary Busey at the same time, Ricky Ross, Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter, OJ Simpson, Stephen Colbert, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, Eli Manning.......

Which ######-up genius composer are you?
Shane MacGowan... unconsciously brilliant. You can intelligently debate any topic from theology, history, literature and philosphy... though only while you're out of your skull on booze.
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Music:

Everything! From Abba to Zeke...

My Blog

You know that show ’Best Year Ever’ on VH1?????

Yeah, I'm in desperate need of one of those!!! JEEEEEEEZ....
Posted by Choosy Moms Choose JEF (tm) on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:54:00 PST

Get Mad, You Son Of A Bitch

if i could saw my way throughthis solid dead grass,would the paradise i've found be worth my timeif i could somehow undoor make your soul stop the grind...can you count your loves in order of how they...
Posted by Choosy Moms Choose JEF (tm) on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:45:00 PST

Up and at ’em again with a pad and a pen...

You wanna find inner peace? Here's your keys... First discover your inner demons and kill the beasts... Don't talk shit about others, don't 'spill the beans'.... Keep your friends closer, forget your ...
Posted by Choosy Moms Choose JEF (tm) on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:11:00 PST

answers

..> ..> Answers - come and get 'em! Leave your name...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello (or pudding) t...
Posted by Choosy Moms Choose JEF (tm) on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:47:00 PST

My personality

My Personality Neuroticism83Extraversion94Openness To Experience70Agreeableness84Conscientiousness14 You are sociable, outgoing, energetic, and lively. You prefer to be around people much of the time....
Posted by Choosy Moms Choose JEF (tm) on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:11:00 PST

TAG

The rules are:  Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird random things, facts or habits about yourself.  At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged, list their nam...
Posted by Choosy Moms Choose JEF (tm) on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:47:00 PST

Blind

What if I'm right and you are wrong?What if you knew it all along?What if I figured out that I did not belong?What if it always bothered me?What if I never did believe?Would it be wrong if I decided I...
Posted by Choosy Moms Choose JEF (tm) on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:10:00 PST

music suggestions

this is a blog solely for the purpose of suggesting new music to other people, mainly me, but you guys are welcome to join along. tell me what music you people have been listening to alot lately, or s...
Posted by Choosy Moms Choose JEF (tm) on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:08:00 PST

top 50 "Gee Duh" quotes...

50. "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 200249. "We spent a lot of time talking about Afric...
Posted by Choosy Moms Choose JEF (tm) on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 06:50:00 PST

today at Whole Foods...

...there was a store meeting, 6am-8am, everyone who works there's attending... and towards the end they announced they had a bunch of shirts they were gonna be giving away, and anyone who wanted...
Posted by Choosy Moms Choose JEF (tm) on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:08:00 PST