kris, the cult leader

my name is kristin, but you can call me kris.
i prefer monster or smart water over anything else.
i've let go of my need for material things and such.
i have fruity pebble competitions with my little girl.
and our sunday park time is something to envy, i assure you.
the boyfriend is absolutely perfect for me, so save your sweet talk.
the bestfriend and i speak in code, you won't get it.
i have a few months left before i graduate mortuary school.
cigarettes are my heroin, i'm hooked and bitter about it.
i used to drink myself sick, and smoke myself stupid, but we all change.
my classmates are my friends, and my besties are my family.
i miss my hometown, but i adore the metroplex.